A woman's gift...

GKitty · 02-17-2009, 11:27 AM

Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater.
If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.
If you give her a house, she'll give you a home.
If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.
If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.
She multiplies and improves what is given to her.
So, if you give her any little crap,
be prepared to receive a ton of $h!t.

02-17-2009, 11:34 AM

So true

karmaz00 · 02-17-2009, 11:40 AM

lol...very true

02-17-2009, 12:18 PM

Mods, please move this to the appropriate forum as that's no joke.

02-17-2009, 12:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tzaddi

Mods, please move this to the appropriate forum as that's no joke.

feznuk · 02-17-2009, 12:36 PM

Good one!

Quote:

Originally Posted by GKitty

She multiplies and improves what is given to her.

Yes, and when I give my wife money she gives me...oh wait

...there seems to be an exception to the rule.

Da Klugs · 02-17-2009, 12:39 PM

Good one!

And thanks, always wondered about the origins of the Hydra.

Gophernut · 02-17-2009, 01:21 PM

This is spot on!

Silound · 02-17-2009, 02:54 PM

Funny....I give mine money and I never see it again...

Mugen910 · 02-17-2009, 03:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by feznuk

Good one!

Yes, and when I give my wife money she gives me...oh wait

...there seems to be an exception to the rule.

That is why I don't give mine $$!!!

Scottw · 02-17-2009, 03:13 PM

Amen!!!

DrDubzz · 02-17-2009, 03:19 PM

too true

CBI_2 · 02-17-2009, 06:46 PM

I laughed so hard if I was a woman I would have peed myself.

MedicCook · 02-17-2009, 07:49 PM

Ain't that the truth.

BamBam · 02-17-2009, 08:04 PM

You give her a ring...she turns it into half your retirement

Sailchaser · 02-17-2009, 08:10 PM

I don't get a chance to give her anything it's already hers

Mark · 02-17-2009, 08:52 PM

I gave her a humidor and she turned it into half of my collection! Magic!

02-17-2009, 11:27 AM	#1
GKitty JAFO Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Crystal Location: Olathe, KS Posts: 1,938 Trading: (8)	A woman's gift... Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and improves what is given to her. So, if you give her any little crap, be prepared to receive a ton of $h!t. __________________ A lost SOTL wandering the weird landscape of domesticity.

02-17-2009, 11:34 AM	#2
adampc22 Guest Posts: n/a	Re: A woman's gift... So true

02-17-2009, 11:40 AM	#3
karmaz00 Habanos Join Date: Dec 2008 First Name: Jason Location: victoria Posts: 1,855 Trading: (1)	Re: A woman's gift... lol...very true __________________ Habanos Collector Since 2003

02-17-2009, 12:18 PM	#4
tzaddi Guest Posts: n/a	Re: A woman's gift... Mods, please move this to the appropriate forum as that's no joke.

02-17-2009, 12:39 PM	#7
Da Klugs Juan of 11 Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Dave Location: Right here Posts: 4,219 Trading: (8)	Re: A woman's gift... Good one! And thanks, always wondered about the origins of the Hydra. __________________ Communities Not Commodities. Punctuation challenged, but trying. Proud winner of phase 1 of the Weight loss contest

02-17-2009, 01:21 PM	#8
Gophernut Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Steve Location: Hudson, WI Posts: 1,661 Trading: (15)	Re: A woman's gift... This is spot on!

02-17-2009, 02:54 PM	#9
Silound ex-CS Swamp Gorilla Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Somewhere in a swamp, south of sanity Posts: 802 Trading: (15)	Re: A woman's gift... Funny....I give mine money and I never see it again... __________________ Back in black, and better than ever! You can't keep a good gorilla down! LSU Geaux Tigers!

02-17-2009, 03:13 PM	#11
Scottw Going Commando Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Scott Location: Sussex, NJ Posts: 2,810 Trading: (6)	Re: A woman's gift... Amen!!! __________________ "Ray when someone asks you if your a GOD you say yes."

02-17-2009, 03:19 PM	#12
DrDubzz Formerly RX2010 Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tim Location: Virginia Posts: 2,201 Trading: (34)	Re: A woman's gift... too true

02-17-2009, 06:46 PM	#13
CBI_2 Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Paul Location: In my skin. Posts: 2,066 Trading: (0)	Re: A woman's gift... I laughed so hard if I was a woman I would have peed myself. __________________ "The welfare of humanity is always the alibi of tyrants." Albert Camus Cool Cigar Themed Stuff

02-17-2009, 07:49 PM	#14
MedicCook Mila smoked my cigar Join Date: Jan 2009 First Name: Ryan Location: Schaghticoke, NY Posts: 10,946 Trading: (7)	Re: A woman's gift... Ain't that the truth.

02-17-2009, 08:04 PM	#15
BamBam Just Pipin' Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 1,299 Trading: (37)	Re: A woman's gift... You give her a ring...she turns it into half your retirement

02-17-2009, 08:10 PM	#16
Sailchaser Black Ops-SOB Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Chris Location: SCS,MI(Somewere Cigar Smoking) Posts: 1,733 Trading: (7)	Re: A woman's gift... I don't get a chance to give her anything it's already hers __________________ "Sail Fast, Shoot Straight, Fish Hard and Save Time For The Important Things In Life"

02-17-2009, 08:52 PM	#17
Mark Tarheel. Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mark Location: Chapel Hill, NC Posts: 407 Trading: (1)	Re: A woman's gift... I gave her a humidor and she turned it into half of my collection! Magic!