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Old 01-22-2018, 08:44 AM   #1
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Default Some things are hard to see...

A lady noticed her husband standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in his stomach.

Thinking he was trying to weigh less with this maneuver, she commented, "I don't think that's going to help."

"Sure it does," he said. "It's the only way I can see the numbers."
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Old 01-22-2018, 09:02 AM   #2
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It's funny because it's true!
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Old 01-22-2018, 09:20 AM   #4
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been there, done that
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