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Old 02-21-2017, 07:54 AM   #1
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The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve.

Surprise, surprise.

It was an Apple.

But with extremely limited memory.

Just 1 byte.

Then everything crashed.
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A Steve classic groaner. Keep 'em coming.
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I am stunned I had not heard that one before.

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