Winning the Nobel Prize

Steve · 09-30-2016, 07:54 AM

A man is driving down a country road, when he spots a farmer standing in the middle of a huge field of grass. He pulls the car over to the side of the road and notices that the farmer is just standing there, doing nothing, looking at nothing.

The man gets out of the car, walks all the way out to the farmer and asks him, "Ah excuse me mister, but what are you doing?"

The farmer replies, "I'm trying to win a Nobel Prize."

How?" asks the man, puzzled. Well, I heard they give the Nobel Prize to people who are out standing in their field."

G G · 09-30-2016, 08:40 AM

boo, boo. LOL

Steve · 09-30-2016, 08:51 AM

I should have made the disclaimer that this one was for Larry...

markem · 09-30-2016, 09:23 AM

Others are awaiting their prize from Alfred's younger brother, Ig. Here are the 2016 winners, awarded on the 22nd.

http://www.improbable.com/ig/winners/#ig2016

Dave128 · 09-30-2016, 11:33 AM

09-30-2016, 07:54 AM	#1
Steve Dad Jokester Supreme Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Steve Location: 17 R 435648 3354895 Posts: 7,715 Trading: (6)	Winning the Nobel Prize A man is driving down a country road, when he spots a farmer standing in the middle of a huge field of grass. He pulls the car over to the side of the road and notices that the farmer is just standing there, doing nothing, looking at nothing. The man gets out of the car, walks all the way out to the farmer and asks him, "Ah excuse me mister, but what are you doing?" The farmer replies, "I'm trying to win a Nobel Prize." How?" asks the man, puzzled. Well, I heard they give the Nobel Prize to people who are out standing in their field." __________________ ...So don't sit upon the shoreline and say you're satisfied, Choose to chance the rapids and dare to dance that tide

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G G BR549 Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Greg Location: Taylor, FL. Posts: 12,701 Trading: (10)	Re: Winning the Nobel Prize boo, boo. LOL

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Steve Dad Jokester Supreme Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Steve Location: 17 R 435648 3354895 Posts: 7,715 Trading: (6)	Re: Winning the Nobel Prize I should have made the disclaimer that this one was for Larry... __________________ ...So don't sit upon the shoreline and say you're satisfied, Choose to chance the rapids and dare to dance that tide

09-30-2016, 09:23 AM	#4
markem Bunion Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mark Location: Second Star on the Right Posts: 22,506 Trading: (47)	Re: Winning the Nobel Prize Others are awaiting their prize from Alfred's younger brother, Ig. Here are the 2016 winners, awarded on the 22nd. http://www.improbable.com/ig/winners/#ig2016 __________________ I refuse to belong to any organization that would have me as a member. ~ Groucho Marx

09-30-2016, 11:33 AM	#5
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