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Old 08-25-2011, 01:15 PM   #1
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How to face life's most stressful situations: -> Live life like a dog. If you can't eat it, and you can't hump it...Piss on it and walk away. ;o)
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Old 08-25-2011, 01:17 PM   #2
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Old 08-25-2011, 01:17 PM   #3
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That's a good one.
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Old 08-25-2011, 01:26 PM   #5
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Very nice!
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Old 08-25-2011, 07:32 PM   #6
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Sleep all day, poop in the yard and watch someone else clean it up!
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Old 08-25-2011, 07:49 PM   #7
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Can't go wrong!
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Old 08-25-2011, 08:04 PM   #8
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If it hits the floor, eat it, if it's not food throw it back up.
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Old 08-25-2011, 08:08 PM   #9
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lol... now thats funny right there
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Old 08-25-2011, 08:55 PM   #10
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Old 08-26-2011, 06:45 AM   #11
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Sleep all day, poop in the yard and watch someone else clean it up!
I think I'd like to give that a try

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I think I'd like to give that a try

I thought you did!!!!!!
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Old 08-26-2011, 11:37 AM   #14
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If only
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