Why Men are Happier

[Smokin Gator]

Men Are Just Happier People


NICKNAMES

· If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out
for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah.

· If Mike, Dave and John go out,
they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Dickhead and **** for Brains.

EATING OUT

· When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave
and John will each throw in $20, even though it's only for $32.50. None of
them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back.

· When the girls get their bill,
out come the pocket calculators.

MONEY

· A man will pay $2 for a $1 item
he needs.

· A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item
that she doesn't need but it's on sale.

BATHROOMS

· A man has six items in his bathroom:
toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel.

· The average number of items in
the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify more
than 20 of these items.

ARGUMENTS

· A woman has the last word in any
argument.

· Anything a man says after that
is the beginning of a new argument.

FUTURE

· A woman worries about the future
until she gets a husband.

· A man never worries about the future
until he gets a wife.

SUCCESS

· A successful man is one who makes
more money than his wife can spend.

· A successful woman is one who can
find such a man.

MARRIAGE

· A woman marries a man expecting
he will change, but he doesn't.

· A man marries a woman expecting
that she won't change, but she does.

DRESSING UP

· A woman will dress up to go shopping,
water the plants, empty the trash, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail.

· A man will dress up for weddings
and funerals.

NATURAL

· Men wake up as good-looking as
they went to bed.

· Women somehow deteriorate during
the night.

OFFSPRING

· Ah, children. A woman knows
all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances,
best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.

· A man is vaguely aware of some
short people living in the house.

THOUGHT FOR THE DAY

A married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people
remembering the same thing!

[bsmokin]

Thanks Brent! Loved it. Too true
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[Montano]

Awesome !!

[kelmac07]

Great stuff!!

[gvarsity]

I'm not sure why this under jokes. Just because we don't have an interesting facts forum maybe?

[cort]

[area51]

Too funny.

[jmsremax]

[markem]

and finally ...

women believe in lists like this
men don't

[Sailchaser]

Happy Wife, Happy Life

Def love that last thought for the day.

[Steve]

True 'dat!

[DMK]

Momma ain't happy.... nobody's happy....

[yourchoice]

Good stuff.

[CBI_2]

Awesome!!

[Starscream]

I'm laughing but it's depressing too for us married guys.