HOT and COLD Sex

SmokeyJoe · 02-26-2010, 03:04 PM

After his examination the doctor said to the elderly man: 'You appear to be in good health. Do you have any medical concerns you would like to ask me about?'

'In fact, I do,' said the old man. 'After I have sex with my wife I am usually cold and chilly, and then, after I have sex with her the second time, I am usually hot and sweaty.' The doctor could find no reason for the old man's condition, but was definitely impressed with his ability to perform.

After examining his elderly wife, the doctor said: 'Everything appears to
Be fine.. Do you have any medical concerns that you would like to discuss
With me?'

The lady replied that she had no questions or concerns.

The doctor then said to her: 'Your husband had an unusual concern. He
claims that he is usually cold and chilly after having sex with you the
first time, and then hot and sweaty after the second time. Do you know
Why?'

'Oh that crazy old fart,' she replied.

'That's because the first time is usually in January and the second time is
in July

McSmokey · 02-26-2010, 03:21 PM

14holestogie · 02-26-2010, 04:10 PM

Even got the wife chuckling with that one.

cort · 02-26-2010, 04:20 PM

NICE!!!

G G · 02-26-2010, 04:37 PM

jaydub13 · 02-26-2010, 05:59 PM

Rofl

kelmac07 · 02-26-2010, 06:05 PM

ucla695 · 02-26-2010, 06:13 PM

...so that's why I have a pair of socks.

cort · 02-26-2010, 06:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ucla695

...so that's why I have a pair of socks.

pretty much the only reason!

ucla695 · 02-26-2010, 06:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cort

pretty much the only reason!

02-26-2010, 08:15 PM

Post of the day!

Skywalker · 02-26-2010, 10:34 PM

I love that one Joe!!!

MedicCook · 02-26-2010, 10:38 PM

CBI_2 · 02-27-2010, 10:32 AM

Razorhog · 02-27-2010, 11:01 AM

LoL

Blindjimme · 02-27-2010, 01:58 PM

That is good

02-26-2010, 03:04 PM	#1
SmokeyJoe Chief Wannastogie Lounge Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Joe Location: Raleigh, NC Posts: 3,160 Trading: (28)	HOT and COLD Sex After his examination the doctor said to the elderly man: 'You appear to be in good health. Do you have any medical concerns you would like to ask me about?' 'In fact, I do,' said the old man. 'After I have sex with my wife I am usually cold and chilly, and then, after I have sex with her the second time, I am usually hot and sweaty.' The doctor could find no reason for the old man's condition, but was definitely impressed with his ability to perform. After examining his elderly wife, the doctor said: 'Everything appears to Be fine.. Do you have any medical concerns that you would like to discuss With me?' The lady replied that she had no questions or concerns. The doctor then said to her: 'Your husband had an unusual concern. He claims that he is usually cold and chilly after having sex with you the first time, and then hot and sweaty after the second time. Do you know Why?' 'Oh that crazy old fart,' she replied. 'That's because the first time is usually in January and the second time is in July __________________ "I intend to smoke a good cigar to the glory of God..." ~ Charles H. Spurgeon, British Baptist preacher

02-26-2010, 03:21 PM	#2
McSmokey Feeling at Home Join Date: Aug 2009 First Name: Justin Location: Tuscaloosa, AL Posts: 948 Trading: (30)	Re: HOT and COLD Sex __________________ "Although personally I am quite content with existing explosives, I feel we must not stand in the path of improvement." Winston Churchill

02-26-2010, 04:10 PM	#3
14holestogie Serial banter killer Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tim Location: Clintonville, WI Posts: 4,341 Trading: (52)	Re: HOT and COLD Sex Even got the wife chuckling with that one. __________________ *I loves me a Parti*

02-26-2010, 04:20 PM	#4
cort ◤◢◣◥ Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Gary Posts: 4,478 Trading: (41)	Re: HOT and COLD Sex NICE!!!

02-26-2010, 04:37 PM	#5
G G BR549 Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Greg Location: Taylor, FL. Posts: 12,701 Trading: (10)	Re: HOT and COLD Sex

02-26-2010, 05:59 PM	#6
jaydub13 aka Little Pickle Join Date: Feb 2010 First Name: Jason Location: Orange County, CA Posts: 227 Trading: (5)	Re: HOT and COLD Sex Rofl

02-26-2010, 06:05 PM	#7
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02-26-2010, 06:13 PM	#8
ucla695 Neither here, nor there Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: The Pool Posts: 3,696 Trading: (5)	Re: HOT and COLD Sex ...so that's why I have a pair of socks.

02-26-2010, 08:15 PM	#11
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02-26-2010, 10:34 PM	#12
Skywalker BABOTL Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Dice Location: Galaxy Far Far Away Posts: 10,168 Trading: (18)	Re: HOT and COLD Sex I love that one Joe!!! __________________ Smoke what you like!!!

02-26-2010, 10:38 PM	#13
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02-27-2010, 10:32 AM	#14
CBI_2 Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Paul Location: In my skin. Posts: 2,066 Trading: (0)	Re: HOT and COLD Sex __________________ "The welfare of humanity is always the alibi of tyrants." Albert Camus Cool Cigar Themed Stuff

02-27-2010, 11:01 AM	#15
Razorhog Feeling at Home Join Date: Jul 2009 First Name: Beau Location: NE Arkansas Posts: 600 Trading: (4)	Re: HOT and COLD Sex LoL

02-27-2010, 01:58 PM	#16
Blindjimme Judgement Impaired Join Date: Apr 2009 First Name: JB Location: North OC, CA Posts: 790 Trading: (14)	Re: HOT and COLD Sex That is good