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Old 08-31-2011, 08:50 AM   #1
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At a recent wedding party the DJ yelled,

"All the married men, please stand next to the one person who has made your life worth living."

The bartender was crushed to death.
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Old 08-31-2011, 08:52 AM   #2
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Old 08-31-2011, 08:59 AM   #3
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Old 08-31-2011, 09:08 AM   #4
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He he he he he
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Old 08-31-2011, 09:15 AM   #5
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Amen, brother.
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Old 08-31-2011, 10:36 AM   #6
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Love it!!!!!
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Old 08-31-2011, 10:37 AM   #7
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That's no joke!!!
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Old 08-31-2011, 10:40 AM   #8
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That was very good Tom!
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Old 08-31-2011, 03:02 PM   #9
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And all the mother-in-laws were lonely.
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Old 08-31-2011, 03:10 PM   #10
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Old 09-01-2011, 12:18 AM   #11
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Old 09-01-2011, 03:34 AM   #12
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so true....
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Old 09-01-2011, 04:18 AM   #13
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Old 09-01-2011, 04:59 AM   #14
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Old 09-01-2011, 05:56 AM   #15
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Wow, for real Tom....haha
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Old 09-01-2011, 06:16 AM   #16
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I'd be Getting crushed while getting a drink for Kat

Thanks Tom
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