The Perfect Husband

Bruzee · 03-04-2011, 12:35 PM

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cellular phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

MAN: "Hello"

WOMAN: "Hi Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"

MAN: "Yes."

WOMAN: "I'm at the shops now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $2,000; is it OK if I buy it?"

MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."

WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Lexus dealership and saw the new models. I saw one I really liked."

MAN: "How much?"

WOMAN: "$90,000."

MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."

WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing... I was just talking to Janie and found out that the house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $980,000 for it."

MAN: "Well, then go ahead and make an offer of $900,000. They'll probably take it. If not, we can go the extra eighty-thousand if it's what you really want."

WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!"

MAN: "Bye! I love you, too."

The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths wide open.

He turns and asks, "Anyone know who's phone this is?"

Skywalker · 03-04-2011, 12:48 PM

markem · 03-04-2011, 12:53 PM

I laugh hard every time this gets reposted here. Love that joke.

kelmac07 · 03-04-2011, 01:45 PM

Classic!!

TBone · 03-04-2011, 01:47 PM

lmao

Bruzee · 03-04-2011, 03:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by markem

I laugh hard every time this gets reposted here. Love that joke.

Oops, I have never seen it here before. Oh well.

markem · 03-04-2011, 03:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bruzee

Oops, I have never seen it here before. Oh well.

Not a worry. I wasn't trying to call you out or anything. Sometimes people bump an old joke (if they know it is there) or it gets posted again. Nothing wrong with that ... unless it happens several times in one week, say

Mr.Erskine · 03-04-2011, 05:50 PM

That..... Is...... AWE===WAIT FOR IT-----SOME!!!

Bill86 · 03-04-2011, 05:51 PM

03-04-2011, 12:35 PM	#1
Bruzee Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: D Location: San Diego Posts: 1,508 Trading: (30)	The Perfect Husband Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cellular phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen. MAN: "Hello" WOMAN: "Hi Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?" MAN: "Yes." WOMAN: "I'm at the shops now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $2,000; is it OK if I buy it?" MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much." WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Lexus dealership and saw the new models. I saw one I really liked." MAN: "How much?" WOMAN: "$90,000." MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options." WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing... I was just talking to Janie and found out that the house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $980,000 for it." MAN: "Well, then go ahead and make an offer of $900,000. They'll probably take it. If not, we can go the extra eighty-thousand if it's what you really want." WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!" MAN: "Bye! I love you, too." The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths wide open. He turns and asks, "Anyone know who's phone this is?" __________________

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03-04-2011, 12:53 PM	#3
markem Bunion Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mark Location: Second Star on the Right Posts: 22,535 Trading: (47)	Re: The Perfect Husband I laugh hard every time this gets reposted here. Love that joke. __________________ I refuse to belong to any organization that would have me as a member. ~ Groucho Marx

03-04-2011, 01:45 PM	#4
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