The Romantic Guy

RevSmoke · 04-29-2013, 12:36 PM

A wife, being the romantic sort, sent her husband a text:
If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.
If you are laughing, send me your smile.
If you are eating, send me a bite.
If you are drinking send me a sip.
If you are crying, send me your tears.
I love you!

The husband, typically non-romantic, replied:
I am on the commode. Please advise."

363 · 04-29-2013, 12:41 PM

Dave128 · 04-29-2013, 12:48 PM

big_jaygee · 04-29-2013, 12:56 PM

G G · 04-29-2013, 01:00 PM

Ha

kelmac07 · 04-29-2013, 01:08 PM

Ogre · 04-29-2013, 05:20 PM

Mattso3000 · 04-29-2013, 05:26 PM

Nice.

04-29-2013, 05:39 PM

Classic

04-29-2013, 12:36 PM	#1
RevSmoke Ain't Never Gonna Leave Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Todd Location: Northcentral woods of Wisconsin Posts: 6,809 Trading: (51)	The Romantic Guy A wife, being the romantic sort, sent her husband a text: If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking send me a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you! The husband, typically non-romantic, replied: I am on the commode. Please advise." __________________ Todd__ "Smoke what you like, and enjoy it!"

04-29-2013, 12:41 PM	#2
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04-29-2013, 05:39 PM	#9
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