WTF is wrong with people? - Page 12

MajorCaptSilly · 10-28-2010, 04:13 PM

I haven't read the entire thread but wanted to participate. Can someone please punch my card?

MCS

10-28-2010, 04:20 PM

+1 for MCS

10-30-2010, 09:07 AM

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Originally Posted by benedic08

Here's what I would've done in that situation. After her lecture, with a maniac tone tell her "Your lecture only makes my Pen*s HARDER!" Then proceed by inviting her into your house. She's probably gonna start walking away and scare the crap out of her for a while.

The look on her face would have been priceless. Good one!

What if she's not the type to just walk away though? You could get slapped in the face or worst yet, get a good kick in the balls. Some women are very protective of their children, probably why she did what she did.

Jack Straw · 11-08-2010, 09:53 PM

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Originally Posted by gijoey959

O.o leave for a few hours and the thread sprouts wings

She came up from behind-ish, so by the time I saw the b*ch, it was too late, I don't really like going to jail, so I just verbally assaulted her, and I found out she has been charged with tresspassing, and destruction of property, since the pulling the cigar out of my mouth would be hard to prove

anyway, $15<permanent record + court fees + any other fees

It all equaled out, plus I just got birthday bombed by my own fiance

my luck!

Why pay $10 to see a movie, when a thread like this can one minute send my blood pressure through the roof in anger, and then, with news like this, restore my faith that somehow, some way, mankind is not doomed after all. Bravo.

docdoty · 11-08-2010, 09:57 PM

What andrew said x2

lbowles2 · 11-09-2010, 09:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Dunkel

I'd have farted violently in her mouth.

You my friend are my new hero!!!

replicant_argent · 11-09-2010, 10:02 AM

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Originally Posted by icehog3

As opposed to pnoon's dating life before marriage, which was defined as "Assault by Flatulence".

There was a definition of flatulence way back in the Cretaceous Period?

pnoon · 11-09-2010, 10:08 AM

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Originally Posted by replicant_argent

There was a definition of flatulence way back in the Cretaceous Period?

Tough crowd.

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Ahbroody · 11-09-2010, 11:12 AM

This thread is reminding me of herpes

landhoney · 11-11-2010, 03:19 PM

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Originally Posted by benedic08

Here's what I would've done in that situation. After her lecture, with a maniac tone tell her "Your lecture only makes my Pen*s HARDER!" Then proceed by inviting her into your house. She's probably gonna start walking away and scare the crap out of her for a while.

This made me lol, had to let you know, been laughing at the thought for days.

sikk50 · 11-11-2010, 04:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Ahbroody

This thread is reminding me of herpes

That ****'ll come back with ya

11-13-2010, 01:22 PM

A friend and I were tailgating at Purdue fooatball game last year when some snooty woman came past us twice and gave us an ear full because we were smoking cigars, said that "they stink to much." My frined told he to f.off, off she ran and came back with her husband who was smoking a cigarette! Some people!!!!

nick2021 · 11-14-2010, 06:27 AM

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Originally Posted by flybum62

A friend and I were tailgating at Purdue fooatball game last year when some snooty woman came past us twice and gave us an ear full because we were smoking cigars, said that "they stink to much." My frined told he to f.off, off she ran and came back with her husband who was smoking a cigarette! Some people!!!!

lol what did the husband say?

11-14-2010, 02:28 PM

He just smiled apoligized and a grabed his wife by the arm and started chewing her out. He came back and broght us a couple of beers. He sat down and talked for about a 1/2 hr. Actually, a pretty nice guy.

11-14-2010, 03:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Ahbroody

This thread is reminding me of herpes

+1

Bill86 · 11-14-2010, 03:38 PM

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Originally Posted by flybum62

He just smiled apoligized and a grabed his wife by the arm and started chewing her out. He came back and broght us a couple of beers. He sat down and talked for about a 1/2 hr. Actually, a pretty nice guy.

LOL about smoking cigarettes and not cigars. Come on......smoke is smoke you either like it or hate it. I've smoked both and I'd rather smell cigar smoke.

joeobx · 11-14-2010, 03:41 PM

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Originally Posted by flybum62

He just smiled apoligized and a grabed his wife by the arm and started chewing her out. He came back and broght us a couple of beers. He sat down and talked for about a 1/2 hr. Actually, a pretty nice guy.

Bet he didn't get any for a while

cmitch · 11-14-2010, 03:58 PM

You shoulda kicked her in the balls.

02-18-2011, 03:58 AM

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Originally Posted by flybum62

A friend and I were tailgating at Purdue fooatball game last year when some snooty woman came past us twice and gave us an ear full because we were smoking cigars, said that "they stink to much." My frined told he to f.off, off she ran and came back with her husband who was smoking a cigarette! Some people!!!!

Probably, it was her way of letting out her feelings for her husband who is a smoker also. You served as the outlet.

chand · 02-18-2011, 05:15 AM

What is with the thread necrophilia around here lately!

10-28-2010, 04:13 PM	#221
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flybum62 Guest Posts: n/a	Re: WTF is wrong with people? A friend and I were tailgating at Purdue fooatball game last year when some snooty woman came past us twice and gave us an ear full because we were smoking cigars, said that "they stink to much." My frined told he to f.off, off she ran and came back with her husband who was smoking a cigarette! Some people!!!!

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flybum62 Guest Posts: n/a	Re: WTF is wrong with people? He just smiled apoligized and a grabed his wife by the arm and started chewing her out. He came back and broght us a couple of beers. He sat down and talked for about a 1/2 hr. Actually, a pretty nice guy.

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chand Adjusting to the Life Join Date: Jan 2011 First Name: Damian Location: Dover, DE Posts: 470 Trading: (22)	Re: WTF is wrong with people? What is with the thread necrophilia around here lately!