What crap did you get for Christmas...

e-man67 · 12-27-2010, 12:24 PM

It is the thought that counts and I am flattered that family tries to buy me stuff (especially smokes) but that never seems to work out...at any rate..the wife bought me a bottle of Blantons which was great as well as 2 Blantons infused cigars in glass tubes. Not sure what she paid for them but they have a pewter horse on the top of the glass tube (fancy smansy)...also got 2 hand rolled cigars wrapped in newspaper...I unwrapped the one that had "moonshine" written in black marker on the newspaper..smells terrible. I think will be a good candidate for Shack puff puff punishment this time around. So..what about you all? Doesn't have to be smokes...

Oh I did get this...So we put our 160lb dog Moosie in the basement while we went to Tina's parents house Christmas day...well turns out she didn't want to be in the basement...FREE DOG!

http://i223.photobucket.com/albums/d...7/bdogdoor.jpg

http://i223.photobucket.com/albums/d...67/baddog2.jpg

elderboy02 · 12-27-2010, 12:29 PM

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Originally Posted by e-man67

It is the thought that counts and I am flattered that family tries to buy me stuff (especially smokes) but that never seems to work out...at any rate..the wife bought me a bottle of Blantons which was great as well as 2 Blantons infused cigars in glass tubes. Not sure what she paid for them but they have a pewter horse on the top of the glass tube (fancy smansy)...also got 2 hand rolled cigars wrapped in newspaper...I unwrapped the one that had "moonshine" written in black marker on the newspaper..smells terrible. I think will be a good candidate for Shack puff puff punishment this time around. So..what about you all? Doesn't have to be smokes...

Oh I did get this...So we put our 160lb dog Moosie in the basement while we went to Tina's parents house Christmas day...well turns out she didn't want to be in the basement...FREE DOG!

http://i223.photobucket.com/albums/d...7/bdogdoor.jpg

http://i223.photobucket.com/albums/d...67/baddog2.jpg

When I saw that door last night, I was amazed. I didn't know dogs liked to eat wood

Mr B · 12-27-2010, 12:31 PM

Wow!! that is crazy. And I thought my lab was naughty when he used to dig holes in that yard as a pup.

DBall · 12-27-2010, 12:40 PM

holy ****... that dog weighs more than I do!

e-man67 · 12-27-2010, 12:46 PM

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Originally Posted by DBall

holy ****... that dog weighs more than I do!

she is a big F@#k for sure!

E.J. · 12-27-2010, 01:04 PM

HOLY CHIT!

Well...on the positive side, you now have a doggie door into the basement....

Knip23 · 12-27-2010, 01:14 PM

Well I guess the good news is, you can put a door up that you want. Like maybe a steel one? You should post a pick of your dog, me and my wife were debating it must be a Chiaqahua lol.

Knip.

pektel · 12-27-2010, 01:25 PM

My guess is mastiff

justonemorestick · 12-27-2010, 01:46 PM

good luck dane mastiff or Bernard?

e-man67 · 12-27-2010, 01:54 PM

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Originally Posted by justonemorestick

good luck dane mastiff or Bernard?

Mastiff/coonhound

hotreds · 12-27-2010, 01:55 PM

Closest match to your question:

DropTheE · 12-27-2010, 03:06 PM

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Originally Posted by hotreds

Closest match to your question:

DMK · 12-27-2010, 05:05 PM

My wife got a..... wait for it.....

Tape dispenser and a bottle of expired anti-bacterial pump hand soap from her parents

I guess they like me, I got a bottle of Jack and a case of Dr. Pepper

elderboy02 · 12-27-2010, 05:48 PM

Here is something my 87 year old grandma got me. Yeah, I am donating it to Goodwill:

neoflex · 12-27-2010, 06:14 PM

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Originally Posted by elderboy02

Here is something my 87 year old grandma got me. Yeah, I am donating it to Goodwill:

Ah come on if you put that on you will definitely be President of the Streets

As you get pounded into it.

I've gotten some lousy gifts in the past but I must admit that is by far worse than anything I have ever received.
Not this year but a couple years back my wifes aunt bought me a hair dryer. Keep in mind for the 8+ years I have known them I always had a shaved head.

maninblack · 12-27-2010, 06:29 PM

I got just what I wanted, cash. Already spent it on cigars and the Pacific DVD set.

hotreds · 12-27-2010, 08:06 PM

Dan! I want you to wear that to the next herf!

elderboy02 · 12-27-2010, 08:22 PM

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Originally Posted by hotreds

Dan! I want you to wear that to the next herf!

It is an XL. I wear a 3XLT

12-27-2010, 08:23 PM

love the thread...that's some funnay shat.

hotreds · 12-27-2010, 09:17 PM

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Originally Posted by elderboy02

It is an XL. I wear a 3XLT

So much the better! Dan the salsiccia!

12-27-2010, 12:24 PM	#1
e-man67 Big Drunkin Monkey!! Join Date: Mar 2009 First Name: Eric Posts: 1,480 Trading: (29)	What crap did you get for Christmas... It is the thought that counts and I am flattered that family tries to buy me stuff (especially smokes) but that never seems to work out...at any rate..the wife bought me a bottle of Blantons which was great as well as 2 Blantons infused cigars in glass tubes. Not sure what she paid for them but they have a pewter horse on the top of the glass tube (fancy smansy)...also got 2 hand rolled cigars wrapped in newspaper...I unwrapped the one that had "moonshine" written in black marker on the newspaper..smells terrible. I think will be a good candidate for Shack puff puff punishment this time around. So..what about you all? Doesn't have to be smokes... Oh I did get this...So we put our 160lb dog Moosie in the basement while we went to Tina's parents house Christmas day...well turns out she didn't want to be in the basement...FREE DOG! http://i223.photobucket.com/albums/d...7/bdogdoor.jpg http://i223.photobucket.com/albums/d...67/baddog2.jpg __________________ Big hairy Ape chuggin whiskey by the barrel full..making ladies cry!

12-27-2010, 12:31 PM	#3
Mr B Livin' in a Van.... Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: North Bay Area, CA Posts: 3,233 Trading: (79)	Re: What crap did you get for Christmas... Wow!! that is crazy. And I thought my lab was naughty when he used to dig holes in that yard as a pup.

12-27-2010, 12:40 PM	#4
DBall Cigar Jesus Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Dan Location: Rochester, NY Posts: 3,779 Trading: (46)	Re: What crap did you get for Christmas... holy ****... that dog weighs more than I do! __________________ --------Dan--------- My Music \| My Videos

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E.J. I'm nuts for the place Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 3,218 Trading: (21)	Re: What crap did you get for Christmas... HOLY CHIT! Well...on the positive side, you now have a doggie door into the basement....

12-27-2010, 01:14 PM	#7
Knip23 Keep It Simple Join Date: Dec 2009 First Name: Destrey Location: Ft. Polk/ Leesville Posts: 545 Trading: (10)	Re: What crap did you get for Christmas... Well I guess the good news is, you can put a door up that you want. Like maybe a steel one? You should post a pick of your dog, me and my wife were debating it must be a Chiaqahua lol. Knip. __________________ Leave No Cigar unsmoked!

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12-27-2010, 05:05 PM	#13
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12-27-2010, 05:48 PM	#14
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12-27-2010, 08:23 PM	#19
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