A Drunken Miracle

CBI_2 · 03-18-2009, 08:49 PM

A man who had a little too much to drink is driving home from the city one night and, of course, his car is weaving violently all over the road. A cop pulls him over.

"So," says the cop to the driver, "where have ya been?"

"Why, I've been to the pub of course," slurs the drunk.

"Well," says the cop, "it looks like you've had quite a few to drink this evening."

"I did all right," the drunk says with a smile.

"Did you know," says the cop, standing straight and folding his arms across his chest, "that a few intersections back, your wife fell out of your car?"

"Oh, thank heavens," sighs the drunk. "For a minute there, I thought I'd gone deaf."

WildBlueSooner · 03-19-2009, 11:47 AM

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Originally Posted by CBI_2

A man who had a little too much to drink is driving home from the city one night and, of course, his car is weaving violently all over the road. A cop pulls him over.

"So," says the cop to the driver, "where have ya been?"

"Why, I've been to the pub of course," slurs the drunk.

"Well," says the cop, "it looks like you've had quite a few to drink this evening."

"I did all right," the drunk says with a smile.

"Did you know," says the cop, standing straight and folding his arms across his chest, "that a few intersections back, your wife fell out of your car?"

"Oh, thank heavens," sighs the drunk. "For a minute there, I thought I'd gone deaf."

Haha nice one!

marge796 · 03-19-2009, 12:18 PM

LMAO

Mugen910 · 03-19-2009, 12:20 PM

03-20-2009, 06:00 PM

kugie · 03-20-2009, 06:01 PM

karmaz00 · 03-20-2009, 07:19 PM

lol..good one

03-22-2009, 07:30 AM

Paul, you really crack me up!

G G · 03-24-2009, 10:22 AM

Good one Paul.

MedicCook · 03-24-2009, 10:32 AM

03-18-2009, 08:49 PM	#1
CBI_2 Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Paul Location: In my skin. Posts: 2,066 Trading: (0)	A Drunken Miracle A man who had a little too much to drink is driving home from the city one night and, of course, his car is weaving violently all over the road. A cop pulls him over. "So," says the cop to the driver, "where have ya been?" "Why, I've been to the pub of course," slurs the drunk. "Well," says the cop, "it looks like you've had quite a few to drink this evening." "I did all right," the drunk says with a smile. "Did you know," says the cop, standing straight and folding his arms across his chest, "that a few intersections back, your wife fell out of your car?" "Oh, thank heavens," sighs the drunk. "For a minute there, I thought I'd gone deaf." __________________ "The welfare of humanity is always the alibi of tyrants." Albert Camus Cool Cigar Themed Stuff

03-19-2009, 12:18 PM	#3
marge796 It Just Doesn’t Matter!!! Join Date: Feb 2009 First Name: Chris Location: Topeka KS Posts: 1,624 Trading: (28)	Re: A Drunken Miracle LMAO __________________ “Don’t talk to me about naval tradition. It’s nothing but rum, sodomy and the lash.” -Sir Winston Churchill

03-19-2009, 12:20 PM	#4
Mugen910 I <3 Huy Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Location Location: First Name Posts: 8,387 Trading: (106)	Re: A Drunken Miracle __________________ I'm not antisocial, I just think people are stupid.

03-20-2009, 06:00 PM	#5
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kugie Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Joe Location: Billerica, Ma. Posts: 1,376 Trading: (3)	Re: A Drunken Miracle __________________ "Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together... mass hysteria!" Dr. P. Venkman

03-20-2009, 07:19 PM	#7
karmaz00 Habanos Join Date: Dec 2008 First Name: Jason Location: victoria Posts: 1,855 Trading: (1)	Re: A Drunken Miracle lol..good one __________________ Habanos Collector Since 2003

03-22-2009, 07:30 AM	#8
jamesb3 Guest Posts: n/a	Re: A Drunken Miracle Paul, you really crack me up!

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G G BR549 Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Greg Location: Taylor, FL. Posts: 12,701 Trading: (10)	Re: A Drunken Miracle Good one Paul.

03-24-2009, 10:32 AM	#10
MedicCook Mila smoked my cigar Join Date: Jan 2009 First Name: Ryan Location: Schaghticoke, NY Posts: 10,946 Trading: (7)	Re: A Drunken Miracle