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Old 11-11-2011, 11:52 AM   #21
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Old 11-18-2011, 09:06 AM   #22
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Default Re: Any other coal burners here?

Driving an older model Dodge Ram w/ a Cumins Diesel around Boston, I got this kinda thing A LOT. I left the truck idling for 20 minutes to warm up and charge the battery a little and the neighbors called the cops, no joke!

And yes, more than a few times they ended up eating my black soot in payment
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Old 11-18-2011, 10:24 AM   #23
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But.....I personally don't really care about swearing in front of kids, my parents cussed in front of me as long as I can remember, I'm just fine. Words are just words. They only mean what society says they mean.
While I understand your personal feelings toward swearing in front of kids, would you agree that someone shouldn't swear in front of kids out of respect for that family's personal assumed beliefs?

Personally, if someone swore in front of my kids, they would get a not too subtle warning. Usually that's enough...IF they respect my position. If they don't something is going to happen to make sure they do.
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Old 09-28-2012, 11:40 PM   #24
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Default Re: Any other coal burners here?

I wonder if Prius Lady knows how the electricity that runs her car is made? What a dope.
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Old 09-29-2012, 05:35 AM   #25
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Default Re: Any other coal burners here?

I would have loved to have been there with my old Mustang! I would have proceeded to lay several round patches of rubber in the lot, or maybe just a nice brake torque to get those back tires a smokin' as she walked up. Eat THAT, biotch!!!!
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Old 09-29-2012, 08:13 AM   #26
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I can't believe she has the nerve to say (at :38) "I'm just asking you to be pleasant and courteous."

She needs to practice what she preaches.
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The pleasant and courteous comment made me giggle, myself.
I enjoy crazy person days. It makes for good stories.
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Old 09-29-2012, 12:32 PM   #28
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Fake.
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Old 09-29-2012, 02:57 PM   #29
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Fake.
I think if it were fake it would have had a little more entertainment value, like someone getting fake "hurt" or something.
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Old 09-30-2012, 08:47 AM   #30
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I hope she doesnt procreate.
I would guess this won't be an issue.
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