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Old 04-27-2012, 03:41 PM   #1
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I caught myself thinking today of a way to ruin my humidor so that I could purchase a winedor. The girlfriend wouldn't be happy if i had both so I thought the only way to get what I wanted was a cunning and evil plan of sabotage.

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Old 04-27-2012, 03:48 PM   #2
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Old 04-27-2012, 04:14 PM   #3
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No need to ruin the humidor - just move it somewhere she won't see it.
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Why would she care? You could sell or give the humidor away and get rid of it that way...
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Old 04-27-2012, 04:22 PM   #5
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Put the humidor in the wine-a-dor because putting the entire thing in a climate controlled environment is the only responsible thing to do for any investment as important as cigars. Plus, it keeps the humidor from drying out, thus preserving and perhaps increasing the value of the humidor, long term, as a collectible.

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Old 04-27-2012, 04:26 PM   #6
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Why would she care? You could sell or give the humidor away and get rid of it that way...
I dont think she would actually care, but she would probably make me buy her another purse or shoes
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Old 04-27-2012, 04:31 PM   #7
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No need to ruin the humidor - just move it somewhere she won't see it.
If I may throw in my two cents, this seems like a logical choice.

Also, if you had truly fallen off the cliff, you'd get the wineador without sacrileging your current humidor
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Old 04-27-2012, 05:03 PM   #9
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I dont think she would actually care, but she would probably make me buy her another purse or shoes
I built my wife two floor to ceiling shoe racks.

She's happy, and my humidors runneth over.
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Old 04-27-2012, 05:06 PM   #10
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I built my wife two floor to ceiling shoe racks.

She's happy, and my humidors runneth over.
You got away with just shoe racks ? I had to turn the small bedroom into her walk in closet.
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My wine fridge has cedar shelving and a johnson control thermostat, which I keep at 64 degrees and 65%. Beatles breed at 68 degrees and 65% is perfect smoking them straight out of the humi. Just my 2 cents. Do it!
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Old 04-27-2012, 06:37 PM   #12
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You got away with just shoe racks ? I had to turn the small bedroom into her walk in closet.
The old house, I actually had to put clothing racks in one of the extra bedrooms.

Fortunately, the house we have now has a walk in. Or maybe not so fortunately.
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Old 04-27-2012, 07:30 PM   #13
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My wine fridge has cedar shelving and a johnson control thermostat, which I keep at 64 degrees and 65%. Beatles breed at 68 degrees and 65% is perfect smoking them straight out of the humi. Just my 2 cents. Do it!

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Well thats kinda of how I got my wineador. My DD desided to add water to daddys humidor while I was sick and spilled water all over everything, when I went to get a smoke months later everything was molded...about 200+ sticks. Now I am gettingthe smell out of a new 280E and my drawers are on order from Forrest.
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Put a couple bottles of wine in it.......Tell her it's a winedor,that just happens to be a good place to put some cigars in.
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If the woman won't let you have your hobbies, she's not worth having.
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Old 04-27-2012, 09:18 PM   #18
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where is that thread about a guy that divorced his wife because she made him pick between his cigars and her?

The guy built a large walk in humidor in his house and she got pissed.

That was an awesome thread......
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If the woman won't let you have your hobbies, she's not worth having.
She let's me do as I please as long as she gets what she wants as well
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where is that thread about a guy that divorced his wife because she made him pick between his cigars and her?

The guy built a large walk in humidor in his house and she got pissed.

That was an awesome thread......
He was a d-bag that got banned I believe. Wanna join his club?
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