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Old 06-28-2017, 09:52 AM   #241
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Bzzzz! Dang . Adolf"s meat tenderizer works well on stings.
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Old 06-28-2017, 10:20 AM   #242
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Good judgement comes from experience and most experience comes from bad judgement. We'll turn you into a consultant yet!
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Old 06-28-2017, 10:45 AM   #243
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Holy sh!t Vin. Glad you are not allergic to bee stings.
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Old 06-28-2017, 11:49 AM   #244
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Vin - here is a new business opportunity.

Bee, wasp venom shortage could be dangerous for those with allergies

http://www.cnn.com/2017/06/27/health...rtage-partner/

Time to purchase a bee milking stool.
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Old 06-28-2017, 11:55 AM   #245
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https://ww2.kqed.org/news/2017/06/27...at-hive-heist/

Or you could rent your bees out in CA, of course you need tons of little bee-gps rigs.
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Old 06-28-2017, 03:37 PM   #246
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I love the smell of alarm pheromones in the morning.
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Old 06-29-2017, 07:12 AM   #247
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And that's what three in the arm looks like. Doesn't hurt, but man does it itch.
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Old 06-29-2017, 07:18 AM   #248
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Vin that looks fun! so what's the count because we know the bees are winning
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Old 06-29-2017, 07:56 AM   #249
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And that's what three in the arm looks like. Doesn't hurt, but man does it itch.
I got nothing..I mean, I should have a witty comment with that pic...but..I got nothing...
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Old 06-29-2017, 10:00 AM   #250
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3 in the arm beats 1 in the rectum. Glad you (and they) are pretty ok.
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can you send some pics of the starter hive?
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Old 06-29-2017, 10:58 AM   #252
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And that's what three in the arm looks like. Doesn't hurt, but man does it itch.
I was going to suggest rubbing alcohol, but clearly you're fvcked.
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Old 06-29-2017, 11:02 AM   #253
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I was going to suggest rubbing alcohol, but clearly you're fvcked.
Took some Benadryl and have been applying cortisone. It's a lot better.

Still itchy.
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Old 06-29-2017, 01:27 PM   #254
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Took some Benadryl and have been applying cortisone. It's a lot better.

Still itchy.
I know that apple cider vinegar works on mosquito bites. It might work on bee stings as well.
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Old 06-29-2017, 01:48 PM   #255
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I know that apple cider vinegar works on mosquito bites. It might work on bee stings as well.
This is why i recommended rubbing alcohol, it's great for mosquito bites, takes the itch out that comes from the anticoagulant the little bastards inject in you, might work for bees as well, personally i'd stop being a stud and wear an actual bee protective suit.
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Old 06-29-2017, 01:55 PM   #256
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One of the best things I have in my backpacking 1st aid kit.

Sting-Eze

Of course there's also the old school method...tobacco. Several years ago Boo stepped on a honeybee in the yard while barefoot. I got a phone call at work from my wife telling me how well the Tobacco from one of my cigars worked. When I asked her which humidor she got the cigar from, I already had a feeling. Apparently Monte #4's are awesome at drawing out the "poison" from stings.
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Old 06-29-2017, 05:26 PM   #257
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Steve- It must have been a Cuban bee.

Vin- Ouch, good thing you had pants on!
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Old 06-29-2017, 06:48 PM   #258
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And that's what three in the arm looks like. Doesn't hurt, but man does it itch.
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Old 06-30-2017, 01:58 AM   #259
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I was going to suggest rubbing alcohol, but clearly you're fvcked.
Vin thinks rubbing alcohol is a waste of alcohol
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Vin, you don't need any of these hillbilly potions, redneck elixirs, or quack remedies.
What you need, if this happens again, is the Mia Wallace!
I'll show Grace how to administer it when I come for Hog Herf.
I'll just need you to head over to the hive and rile it up while in your Jesus sandals.
Also, don't have sweatpants tucked into your socks.
We'll have to wait for the bees to stop stinging you, because, let's face it, you're not outrunning anything at this point in your life.
Once it's safe, I'll have Roger mark the location of your heart with a felt pen.
I'm going with Roger over Keith here, because, as we all know, Roger is the only one with a heart among us.
Then, I just need to stab you hard enough with the needle to get through the breastplate.
Once I administer the shot, you should be good to go right back to entertaining and cooking for us.
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