5 Year Old's First Job

kelmac07 · 10-08-2010, 08:06 AM

Here's a truly heartwarming story about the bond formed between a little 5-year-old girl and some construction workers that will make you believe that we all can make a difference when we give a child the gift of our time.

A young family moved into a house, next to a vacant lot. One day, a Construction crew turned up to start building a house on the empty lot.

The young family's 5-year-old daughter naturally took an interest in all the activity going on next door and spent much of each day observing the workers.

Eventually the construction crew, all of them "gems-in-the-rough," more or
less, adopted her as a kind of project mascot. They chatted with her, let her sit with them while they had coffee and lunch breaks, and gave her little jobs to do here and there to make her feel important.

At the end of the first week, they even presented her with a pay envelope containing ten dollars. The little girl took this home to her mother who suggested that she take her ten dollars "pay" she'd received to the bank the next day to start a savings account.

When the girl and her mom got to the bank, the teller was equally impressed and asked the little girl how she had
come by her very own pay check at such a young age.. The little girl proudly replied, "I worked last week with a
real construction crew building the new house next door to us."

"Oh my goodness gracious," said the teller, "and will you be working on the house again this week, too?"

The little girl replied, "I will, if those assholes at Lowe's ever deliver the damn sheet rock..."

hscmit · 10-08-2010, 08:17 AM

that's a good one

landhoney · 10-08-2010, 08:39 AM

Like it

ucla695 · 10-08-2010, 08:59 AM

BTcigars · 10-08-2010, 03:54 PM

Funny as heck

G G · 10-08-2010, 06:18 PM

good un Mac.

dunng · 10-08-2010, 06:27 PM

Hippi3Slay3r · 10-08-2010, 06:30 PM

Skywalker · 10-09-2010, 01:22 AM

Very good!!!

RightAJ · 10-09-2010, 07:09 AM

Haha that was great! Thanx for the laugh

aj

macsauce13 · 10-09-2010, 08:24 AM

After two summers of construction, I very much relate to this joke. Love it!

Starscream · 10-09-2010, 12:58 PM

10-08-2010, 08:06 AM	#1
kelmac07 Resident Maduro Whore!! Join Date: Apr 2009 First Name: Mac Location: Newport News, VA Posts: 27,322 Trading: (218)	5 Year Old's First Job Here's a truly heartwarming story about the bond formed between a little 5-year-old girl and some construction workers that will make you believe that we all can make a difference when we give a child the gift of our time. A young family moved into a house, next to a vacant lot. One day, a Construction crew turned up to start building a house on the empty lot. The young family's 5-year-old daughter naturally took an interest in all the activity going on next door and spent much of each day observing the workers. Eventually the construction crew, all of them "gems-in-the-rough," more or less, adopted her as a kind of project mascot. They chatted with her, let her sit with them while they had coffee and lunch breaks, and gave her little jobs to do here and there to make her feel important. At the end of the first week, they even presented her with a pay envelope containing ten dollars. The little girl took this home to her mother who suggested that she take her ten dollars "pay" she'd received to the bank the next day to start a savings account. When the girl and her mom got to the bank, the teller was equally impressed and asked the little girl how she had come by her very own pay check at such a young age.. The little girl proudly replied, "I worked last week with a real construction crew building the new house next door to us." "Oh my goodness gracious," said the teller, "and will you be working on the house again this week, too?" The little girl replied, "I will, if those assholes at Lowe's ever deliver the damn sheet rock..." __________________ Dom in the MLB thread "I could probably get you to wear a Yankee hat for a Maduro!"

10-08-2010, 08:17 AM	#2
hscmit Have My Own Room Join Date: Sep 2010 First Name: James Location: no where Posts: 2,200 Trading: (4)	Re: 5 Year Old's First Job that's a good one

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landhoney Mr. Charisma Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Seth Location: In the forest Posts: 2,639 Trading: (32)	Re: 5 Year Old's First Job Like it __________________ Fields (to a heckling youngster): You're about to fall heir to a kitten stocking. Kid: What's a kitten stocking? Fields: A sock on the puss!

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10-09-2010, 08:24 AM	#11
macsauce13 Have My Own Room Join Date: Mar 2010 First Name: McKenzie Location: Lexington, KY Posts: 1,107 Trading: (38)	Re: 5 Year Old's First Job After two summers of construction, I very much relate to this joke. Love it!

10-09-2010, 12:58 PM	#12
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