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Old 07-26-2013, 07:12 AM   #1
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Default The Talking Clock...

While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the way into the den.

"What is the big brass gong and hammer for?" one of his friends asked.

"Oh, that's the talking clock," the student replied.

"How's it work?" the friend asked.

"Watch," said the student, then proceeded to give the gong an ear-shattering pound with the hammer.

Suddenly someone screamed from the other side of the wall: "KNOCK IT OFF, YOU IDIOT! It's two-thirty in the morning!"
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Old 07-26-2013, 07:14 AM   #2
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Old 07-26-2013, 07:27 AM   #3
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Pretty good LOL
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Old 07-26-2013, 07:39 AM   #4
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Old 07-26-2013, 09:52 AM   #5
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Old 07-26-2013, 10:55 AM   #7
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Old 07-26-2013, 11:01 AM   #8
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Old 07-26-2013, 11:02 AM   #9
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I had one of those for a few years (really good years!) and was one for several very long months back when I lived in apartments.
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