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11-17-2011, 11:16 AM
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Morning Coffee in Rome
Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee in St. Peter’s Square.
The first Catholic man tells his friends, “My son is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him ‘Father’.” The second Catholic man chirps, “My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room people call him ‘Your Grace’.” The third Catholic gent says, “My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room everyone bows their head and says ‘Your Eminence’.” The fourth Catholic man says very proudly, “My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room people call him ‘Your Holiness’.” Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the four men give her a subtle, “Well…?” She proudly replies, “I have a daughter, she’s tall and slim; her measurements are 38D-24-36, and when she walks into a room, people say… “Oh My God!” 
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11-17-2011, 02:49 PM
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Re: Morning Coffee in Rome
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11-17-2011, 03:06 PM
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Re: Morning Coffee in Rome
lmao!
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11-18-2011, 01:15 AM
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Re: Morning Coffee in Rome
Brilliant.
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