New corvette

Fordman4ever · 09-19-2012, 05:45 AM

A senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little gray hair he had left. "Amazing," he thought as he flew down I-94, pushing the pedal even more. Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a state trooper behind him, lights flashing and siren blaring. He floored it to 100 mp
...h, then 110, then 120. Suddenly he thought, "What am I doing? I'm too old for this," and pulled over to await the trooper's arrival. Pulling in behind him, the trooper walked up to the Corvette, looked at his watch, and said, "Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday. If you can give me a reason for speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go."
The old gentleman paused. Then he said, "Years ago, my wife
ran off with a State trooper. I thought you were bringing her back."

"Have a good day, sir," replied the trooper

Taki · 09-19-2012, 05:47 AM

CigarNut · 09-19-2012, 07:42 AM

(passed it on to an LEO friend of mine)

363 · 09-19-2012, 07:44 AM

haha

bighairlogo · 09-19-2012, 07:49 AM

icantbejon · 09-19-2012, 08:16 AM

Fantastic....this will be shared.

5newmans · 09-19-2012, 10:34 AM

That's a good one.

Ciro · 09-19-2012, 10:44 AM

Definitely being high jacked!

Bax · 09-19-2012, 12:26 PM

Might have to steal this one

STEVE S · 09-19-2012, 01:14 PM

Ogre · 09-19-2012, 01:52 PM

Oldie but a goodie!!!!

Goldie · 09-19-2012, 08:31 PM

Made me chuckle.

Drez · 09-19-2012, 08:33 PM

09-19-2012, 05:45 AM	#1
Fordman4ever Redneck driving a ricer!! Join Date: Dec 2010 First Name: Earl Location: A place too cold to smoke outside Posts: 2,508 Trading: (26)	New corvette A senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little gray hair he had left. "Amazing," he thought as he flew down I-94, pushing the pedal even more. Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a state trooper behind him, lights flashing and siren blaring. He floored it to 100 mp ...h, then 110, then 120. Suddenly he thought, "What am I doing? I'm too old for this," and pulled over to await the trooper's arrival. Pulling in behind him, the trooper walked up to the Corvette, looked at his watch, and said, "Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday. If you can give me a reason for speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go." The old gentleman paused. Then he said, "Years ago, my wife ran off with a State trooper. I thought you were bringing her back." "Have a good day, sir," replied the trooper __________________

09-19-2012, 05:47 AM	#2
Taki Welcome to the Layer Cake Join Date: Aug 2011 First Name: Taki Location: The Creek Posts: 2,271 Trading: (38)	Re: New corvette __________________

09-19-2012, 07:42 AM	#3
CigarNut Fck Cancer! Join Date: Jan 2009 First Name: Michael Location: Clermont, Florida Posts: 18,038 Trading: (111*)	Re: New corvette (passed it on to an LEO friend of mine) __________________ Need Beads? Need Five Finger Bags? 2 of 3 Requirements for use of the CA Rolodex: 100 posts/ 60 day membership/ participation in trade (trader rating). New members can be added at any time.

09-19-2012, 07:44 AM	#4
363 Infecting Via PM Join Date: May 2012 First Name: Brendon Location: Maryland Posts: 1,773 Trading: (35)	Re: New corvette haha __________________ Support our Troops "do NOT put pizza in your briar without letting it cool off Brendon" - Sterns

09-19-2012, 07:49 AM	#5
bighairlogo Feeling at Home Join Date: Jan 2012 Posts: 552 Trading: (34)	Re: New corvette

09-19-2012, 08:16 AM	#6
icantbejon Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Jon Location: Chester, VA Posts: 1,219 Trading: (10)	Re: New corvette Fantastic....this will be shared. __________________ "Learn to pay attention. Life is hard.....it's even more challenging when you're stupid."

09-19-2012, 10:34 AM	#7
5newmans Why is all the Rum Gone? Join Date: Aug 2012 First Name: James Location: Hillsboro, MO Posts: 74 Trading: (0)	Re: New corvette That's a good one.

09-19-2012, 10:44 AM	#8
Ciro Enjoying the Show! Join Date: Apr 2012 Posts: 461 Trading: (11)	Re: New corvette Definitely being high jacked!

09-19-2012, 12:26 PM	#9
Bax C A P S...CAPS CAPS CAPS! Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tim Location: Ringgold,GA Posts: 2,173 Trading: (70)	Re: New corvette Might have to steal this one __________________ I'm the most interesting man in the world... but only if you find stupid stuff really interesting.

09-19-2012, 01:14 PM	#10
STEVE S Have My Own Room Join Date: Jan 2010 First Name: Steve Location: Coconut Creek, Fl. Posts: 1,092 Trading: (1)	Re: New corvette __________________ Smoking cigars is a hobby and a great way to pass the time of day!

09-19-2012, 01:52 PM	#11
Ogre **CENSORED** Join Date: Apr 2010 First Name: Larry Location: Central Florida Posts: 12,068 Trading: (46)	Re: New corvette Oldie but a goodie!!!! __________________

09-19-2012, 08:31 PM	#12
Goldie Bring the pain! Join Date: Jan 2010 First Name: Drew Location: Ohio Posts: 808 Trading: (13)	Re: New corvette Made me chuckle. __________________ Come in here dear boy, have a cigar, you're gonna go far - Pink Floyd I like my draw, like I like my women, a little loose - Goldie

09-19-2012, 08:33 PM	#13
Drez The Warden Join Date: Jan 2010 First Name: Frank Location: Miami, FL Posts: 3,768 Trading: (35)	Re: New corvette __________________ They aren't going to multiply....burn that b!tch!