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Old 03-20-2009, 04:19 PM   #61
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Maybe you could raise rabbits to feed to Fluffy. Do gators even get fat? I bet they just grow more.
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Old 03-20-2009, 05:06 PM   #62
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gotta ask, how do you know when you're eating real gator or fake? is there a gator substitute?
As long as it's not a guy on the beach offering you the gator, you're good to go!
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Old 03-20-2009, 05:11 PM   #63
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I've decided i'll know its a chicken in a gator suit for sure if she mentions her friends cousin works in a gator factory in cuba. right? or if it comes in a burlap sack!
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Old 03-20-2009, 07:39 PM   #64
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As a Canadian who has never even thought of eating gator. This thread is both informative and FUNNY AS HELL !!!

Keep up the great work, hahahha

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Old 03-20-2009, 07:43 PM   #65
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I've decided i'll know its a chicken in a gator suit for sure if she mentions her friends cousin works in a gator factory in cuba. right? or if it comes in a burlap sack!
Or a glass top case!
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Old 03-20-2009, 08:12 PM   #66
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Old 03-20-2009, 08:15 PM   #67
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I'd be worried about "the shot" making the food poisonous.

I think GoodFella is right!
It had a crazed look in its eyes when it started running at you!




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Old 03-20-2009, 09:21 PM   #68
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I'd be worried about "the shot" making the food poisonous.
That's kinda what I was thinking....I don't think I'd want to eat anything killed with chemicals. I vote for the slug to the head....or you could invite a Rabbi over to make it kosher.....is alligator meat kosher? I'm guessing no...
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Old 03-21-2009, 05:57 AM   #69
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or you could invite a Rabbi over to make it kosher.....is alligator meat kosher? I'm guessing no...
I'm not Jewish, but I enjoy Jewish foods.
And I'm thinking that it's not going to be kosher........
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Old 03-21-2009, 06:32 AM   #70
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Let's get to the important issue. How are you going to cook it!
Here's a link:
http://www.cajuncookingrecipes.com/a...alligator6.htm
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Old 03-21-2009, 08:15 AM   #71
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I like it skewered. The seasoning looks good. I would add some tarragon and ground clove to it.
Deep fried strips are good, too.
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Old 03-22-2009, 07:50 PM   #72
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First let me say that this thread is absolutely f'n classic!

Secondly, Logan, I live over in Cincinnati, PLEASE tell me when your going to have your gator feast, I'd love to come. You supply the gator meat, I'll supply the cigars.
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Old 03-22-2009, 11:10 PM   #73
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First let me say that this thread is absolutely f'n classic!

Secondly, Logan, I live over in Cincinnati, PLEASE tell me when your going to have your gator feast, I'd love to come. You supply the gator meat, I'll supply the cigars.
SWEET! As soon as I set a date you'll be the first to know!
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Old 03-29-2009, 01:47 AM   #74
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I just saw this thread and refuse to let it die. Logan, I'm preparing for the drive down. Just let me know when the gator is ready. If it's a chicken in gator suit, I'm gonna be pissed.
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Old 03-29-2009, 07:45 AM   #75
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I just saw this thread and refuse to let it die. Logan, I'm preparing for the drive down. Just let me know when the gator is ready. If it's a chicken in gator suit, I'm gonna be pissed.
I've been waiting for an update too. I planned to bump it this weekend also!

What's the story!?! When's the feast!?!
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Old 03-29-2009, 08:33 AM   #76
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When do we get to see pictures of Fluffy?
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Old 03-29-2009, 10:27 AM   #77
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I'd be worried about "the shot" making the food poisonous.
What you need is one of them pneumatic air-bolts that Chigurh used in "No Country for Old Men". Solve your problem right quick.

And if/when you butcher the gator, deep fry me some. Always wanted to try deep-fried gator!
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Old 03-29-2009, 11:55 AM   #78
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I'm still trying to work this out guys. If you havnt seen I no longer work with this lady so its been a little bit harder convincing her to let me have it. Hopefully her other options dont pan out though and she gives it to me.
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Old 03-29-2009, 06:00 PM   #79
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Logan, make this happen.
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