I'm going to kill and eat my co-workers pet - Page 2

Martin · 03-12-2009, 05:13 PM

Stich gonna make some cigar cases? I'm in.

heavyd · 03-12-2009, 05:27 PM

I like the "let my drunk friends kill it" scenario. I would pay big coin to watch

WildBlueSooner · 03-12-2009, 08:51 PM

Damn...this sounds like a good time!

chippewastud79 · 03-12-2009, 09:03 PM

Seriously an alligator in Indiana? Feed that thing chicken and beef parts from a local butcher for a year (likely can pick up scraps for free of very cheap) and make it a honker, then cut 'em up. I suggest some deep fried gator bites for part of the consuming.

I vote for the Happy Gilmore in the water gator wrestle

03-12-2009, 09:05 PM

arnt thay protected animals now ??????

03-12-2009, 09:21 PM

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Originally Posted by adampc22

arnt thay protected animals now ??????

if by protected you mean 'i'll let it wear a cup when wrestling' then yes!

but seriously, I have no idea. i just want to eat it.

stitch you want some gator skin for whatever?

I wish i could plump it up a little, but i have NO means of keeping it for more than a few days, a week at most. so if it comes to my house its going to gator heaven shortly after!

DrDubzz · 03-13-2009, 02:16 AM

this thread has epic makings

subscribed

we will need pics

taltos · 03-13-2009, 03:20 AM

I just know that this is going to fall on deaf ears but has your co-worker thought about contacting a local zoo about taking the gator instead of having you guys go all macho and killing a captive animal?

03-13-2009, 05:18 AM

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Originally Posted by taltos

I just know that this is going to fall on deaf ears but has your co-worker thought about contacting a local zoo about taking the gator instead of having you guys go all macho and killing a captive animal?

Long as it's not abused it should be good either way.

Kinda strange...how does one bring up the topic....

Co-worker- So I have this pet...dunno what I'm gonna do with it...
You-HMMMMM What is it?
Co-worker- a gator...
You-MMM Don't those taste like chicken?
Co-worker- I suppose? I never ate them... YOU CAN'T EAT FLUFFY!!!
You- Oh come on, just saying.... so you don't want it eh?
Co-worker- No, I have to get rid of it....
You- I'll take fluffy from you on Friday...(Rubs hands together) Want to come to a BBQ at my place on Sunday?
Co-worker- Thanks! That'll be a burden off my shoulders.... BBQ? Sounds fun!
You- Great on both accounts.... We're eating gator
Co-worker- I wonder what my other pets will taste like...

macpappy · 03-13-2009, 08:17 AM

Protected?
There is a trapping season on gators in Louisiana and you can also buy it in some supermarkets.

Take the tail meat and cut it in cubes, put it on skewers and bbq it.
And the jowl meat is real good.

03-13-2009, 08:23 AM

I want a cheek!

lightning9191 · 03-13-2009, 11:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SixPackSunday

if by protected you mean 'i'll let it wear a cup when wrestling' then yes!

but seriously, I have no idea. i just want to eat it.

stitch you want some gator skin for whatever?

I wish i could plump it up a little, but i have NO means of keeping it for more than a few days, a week at most. so if it comes to my house its going to gator heaven shortly after!

Does this cross your mind about other pets?

03-13-2009, 11:33 AM

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Originally Posted by RX2010

this thread has epic makings

subscribed

we will need pics

rizzle · 03-13-2009, 01:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SixPackSunday

if by protected you mean 'i'll let it wear a cup when wrestling' then yes!

but seriously, I have no idea. i just want to eat it.

stitch you want some gator skin for whatever?

I wish i could plump it up a little, but i have NO means of keeping it for more than a few days, a week at most. so if it comes to my house its going to gator heaven shortly after!

You gotta at least preserve the head. You can use it later as a nifty serving tray.

03-13-2009, 01:32 PM

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Originally Posted by lightning9191

Does this cross your mind about other pets?

no, not really. but good point.

Quote:

Originally Posted by rizzle

You gotta at least preserve the head. You can use it later as a nifty serving tray.

omg! can anybody say COOLEST. ASHTRAY. EVER!

Quote:

Originally Posted by taltos

I just know that this is going to fall on deaf ears but has your co-worker thought about contacting a local zoo about taking the gator instead of having you guys go all macho and killing a captive animal?

she actually tried to get several local pet stores/zoos to take it. they just wouldnt. My eating it really is here last option.

RHNewfie · 03-13-2009, 01:53 PM

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Originally Posted by RX2010

this thread has epic makings

subscribed

we will need pics

Boy do I agree... subscribed!!

rizzle · 03-13-2009, 02:03 PM

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Originally Posted by SixPackSunday

... i just want to eat it.

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Originally Posted by SixPackSunday

she actually tried to get several local pet stores/zoos to take it. they just wouldnt. My eating it really is here last option.

Dude...stop it. You got me rolling on the freaking floor laughing. Seriously.

macpappy · 03-13-2009, 03:19 PM

GATORS ARE NOT PETS! THEY CAN'T BE TRAINED! THEY ARE PREDATORY REPTILES THAT JUST HAPPEN TO TASTE GOOD WHEN PROPERLY CLEANED AND COOKED.

Alligators will not only attack, kill and eat your domesticated family pets but they will kill and eat children, women and men. Just ask the people who live in Florida. They are not endangered.

CBI_2 · 03-14-2009, 02:52 PM

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Originally Posted by mrreindeer

An ALigator in Indiana, wtf???

My 1st thought.

Quote:

Originally Posted by macpappy

GATORS ARE NOT PETS! THEY CAN'T BE TRAINED! THEY ARE PREDATORY REPTILES THAT JUST HAPPEN TO TASTE GOOD WHEN PROPERLY CLEANED AND COOKED.

Alligators will not only attack, kill and eat your domesticated family pets but they will kill and eat children, women and men. Just ask the people who live in Florida. They are not endangered.

Is that the gator or the people?

This gator incident happened about 30 minutes or so away from where I live.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=da6uSjWzFKw

LooseCard · 03-18-2009, 08:02 PM

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Originally Posted by SixPackSunday

whats the best way to go about killing the bastard? after I let my friends get drunk and try to wrestle it to death of course!

Quote:

Originally Posted by SixPackSunday

but seriously, I have no idea. i just want to eat it.

Quote:

Originally Posted by SixPackSunday

omg! can anybody say COOLEST. ASHTRAY. EVER!

Dude!

You're killin me!

I'm laughing so hard my eyes are watering!

Suscribed too!

PS. Get that skin tanned and make a few 3-finger cases...

03-12-2009, 05:13 PM	#21
Martin Sweetness Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Canada Posts: 150 Trading: (2)	Re: I'm going to kill and eat my co-workers pet Stich gonna make some cigar cases? I'm in. __________________ We few, we happy few, we band of brothers. For he today that shares his smoke with me shall be my brother

03-12-2009, 05:27 PM	#22
heavyd Adjusting to the Life Join Date: Nov 2008 First Name: Dave Location: La Mesa CA Posts: 316 Trading: (22)	Re: I'm going to kill and eat my co-workers pet I like the "let my drunk friends kill it" scenario. I would pay big coin to watch __________________ "You can't get to wonderful without passing through alright." ~Bill Withers

03-12-2009, 08:51 PM	#23
WildBlueSooner I'm nuts for the place Join Date: Feb 2009 First Name: James Location: Lexington, KY Posts: 3,322 Trading: (19)	Re: I'm going to kill and eat my co-workers pet Damn...this sounds like a good time! __________________ "To dilute the will to win is to destroy the purpose of the game. There is no substitute for victory"-- Douglas MacArthur

03-12-2009, 09:03 PM	#24
chippewastud79 Fatter than you! Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Larry Location: A little place called home. Posts: 5,397 Trading: (44)	Re: I'm going to kill and eat my co-workers pet Seriously an alligator in Indiana? Feed that thing chicken and beef parts from a local butcher for a year (likely can pick up scraps for free of very cheap) and make it a honker, then cut 'em up. I suggest some deep fried gator bites for part of the consuming. I vote for the Happy Gilmore in the water gator wrestle __________________ If we weren't supposed to eat animals, then how come they're made of meat? You can never have too many cigars, they are like an investment in good times.

03-12-2009, 09:05 PM	#25
adampc22 Guest Posts: n/a	Re: I'm going to kill and eat my co-workers pet arnt thay protected animals now ??????

03-13-2009, 02:16 AM	#27
DrDubzz Formerly RX2010 Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tim Location: Virginia Posts: 2,201 Trading: (34)	Re: I'm going to kill and eat my co-workers pet this thread has epic makings subscribed we will need pics

03-13-2009, 03:20 AM	#28
taltos Really, really old Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Paul Location: Saugus, MA Posts: 2,486 Trading: (3)	Re: I'm going to kill and eat my co-workers pet I just know that this is going to fall on deaf ears but has your co-worker thought about contacting a local zoo about taking the gator instead of having you guys go all macho and killing a captive animal? __________________ Jimmy, some of its magic, some of its tragic, but I had a good life all the way. He Went to Paris, J. Buffett

03-13-2009, 08:17 AM	#30
macpappy Rider on the storm. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Slidell, LA Posts: 851 Trading: (0)	Re: I'm going to kill and eat my co-workers pet Protected? There is a trapping season on gators in Louisiana and you can also buy it in some supermarkets. Take the tail meat and cut it in cubes, put it on skewers and bbq it. And the jowl meat is real good. __________________ WARNING: I am a Southern White Male. I have a brain and I know how to use it.

03-13-2009, 08:23 AM	#31
Hardcz Guest Posts: n/a	Re: I'm going to kill and eat my co-workers pet I want a cheek!

03-13-2009, 03:19 PM	#38
macpappy Rider on the storm. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Slidell, LA Posts: 851 Trading: (0)	Re: I'm going to kill and eat my co-workers pet GATORS ARE NOT PETS! THEY CAN'T BE TRAINED! THEY ARE PREDATORY REPTILES THAT JUST HAPPEN TO TASTE GOOD WHEN PROPERLY CLEANED AND COOKED. Alligators will not only attack, kill and eat your domesticated family pets but they will kill and eat children, women and men. Just ask the people who live in Florida. They are not endangered. __________________ WARNING: I am a Southern White Male. I have a brain and I know how to use it.

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