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Old 02-01-2013, 09:02 PM   #1
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A British couple were lying in bed together on the morning of their 10th

wedding anniversary when the wife says, "Darling, as this is such a

special occasion I think that it is time I made a confession. Before

we were married I was a hooker for eight years."



The husband ponders for a moment and then looks into his wife's eyes

and says, "My love, you have been a perfect wife for ten years and I

cannot hold your past against you. Maybe you could show me a few

tricks of the trade so as to spice up our sex life a bit.?"



She said, "Darling I don't think you understand me correctly. My name

was Brian and I played rugby for Wales."
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Old 02-01-2013, 09:27 PM   #2
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ahahaha nice one
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Old 02-01-2013, 10:02 PM   #3
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Old 02-02-2013, 09:09 AM   #4
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Ouch!!!
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Old 02-02-2013, 09:19 AM   #5
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Old 02-02-2013, 09:25 AM   #6
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haha very nice. I've hooked a game or two myself
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Old 02-02-2013, 10:13 AM   #7
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Old 02-02-2013, 11:16 AM   #8
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