A Dying Request

markem · 09-03-2011, 04:40 PM

An elderly man, 82, just returned from the doctors only to find he didn't have long to live. So he summoned the three most important people in his life to tell them of his fate.

1. His Doctor
2. His Priest
3. His Lawyer

Well, today I found out I don't have long to live. So I have summoned you three here, because you are the most important people in my life, and I need to ask a favor. Today, I am going to give each of you and envelope with $50,000 dollars inside.

When I die, I would ask that all three of you throw the money into my grave.

After the man passed on, the 3 people happened to run into each other. The doctor said, "I have to admit I kept $10,000 dollars of his money, he owed me on lots of medical bills. But, I threw the other $40,000 in like he requested."

The Priest said, "I have to admit also, I kept $25,000 dollars for the church. Its all going to a good cause. I did, however,
throw the other $25,000 in the grave."

Well the Lawyer just couldn't believe what he was hearing! "I am surprised at you two taking advantage of him like that."

"I wrote a check for the full amount and threw it all in!!!"

Drez · 09-03-2011, 04:50 PM

That's a good one

Skywalker · 09-03-2011, 05:12 PM

There will be some grave robbing tonight!!!

kelmac07 · 09-03-2011, 06:48 PM

Ogre · 09-03-2011, 06:56 PM

Thats a lawyer for you!!!

jsnake · 09-03-2011, 07:00 PM

WittyUserName · 09-03-2011, 08:30 PM

HAHAHA, that is great!!

09-03-2011, 04:40 PM	#1
markem Bunion Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mark Location: Second Star on the Right Posts: 22,549 Trading: (47)	A Dying Request An elderly man, 82, just returned from the doctors only to find he didn't have long to live. So he summoned the three most important people in his life to tell them of his fate. 1. His Doctor 2. His Priest 3. His Lawyer Well, today I found out I don't have long to live. So I have summoned you three here, because you are the most important people in my life, and I need to ask a favor. Today, I am going to give each of you and envelope with $50,000 dollars inside. When I die, I would ask that all three of you throw the money into my grave. After the man passed on, the 3 people happened to run into each other. The doctor said, "I have to admit I kept $10,000 dollars of his money, he owed me on lots of medical bills. But, I threw the other $40,000 in like he requested." The Priest said, "I have to admit also, I kept $25,000 dollars for the church. Its all going to a good cause. I did, however, throw the other $25,000 in the grave." Well the Lawyer just couldn't believe what he was hearing! "I am surprised at you two taking advantage of him like that." "I wrote a check for the full amount and threw it all in!!!" __________________ I refuse to belong to any organization that would have me as a member. ~ Groucho Marx

09-03-2011, 04:50 PM	#2
Drez The Warden Join Date: Jan 2010 First Name: Frank Location: Miami, FL Posts: 3,768 Trading: (35)	Re: A Dying Request That's a good one __________________ They aren't going to multiply....burn that b!tch!

09-03-2011, 05:12 PM	#3
Skywalker BABOTL Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Dice Location: Galaxy Far Far Away Posts: 10,168 Trading: (18)	Re: A Dying Request There will be some grave robbing tonight!!! __________________ Smoke what you like!!!

09-03-2011, 06:48 PM	#4
kelmac07 Resident Maduro Whore!! Join Date: Apr 2009 First Name: Mac Location: Newport News, VA Posts: 27,322 Trading: (218)	Re: A Dying Request __________________ Dom in the MLB thread "I could probably get you to wear a Yankee hat for a Maduro!"

09-03-2011, 06:56 PM	#5
Ogre **CENSORED** Join Date: Apr 2010 First Name: Larry Location: Central Florida Posts: 12,068 Trading: (46)	Re: A Dying Request Thats a lawyer for you!!! __________________

09-03-2011, 07:00 PM	#6
jsnake Have My Own Room Join Date: Feb 2010 First Name: Jake Location: Your mom's house Posts: 1,309 Trading: (22)	Re: A Dying Request

09-03-2011, 08:30 PM	#7
WittyUserName WOOOHOOO Join Date: Aug 2011 First Name: Adam Location: Virginia Posts: 1,455 Trading: (15)	Re: A Dying Request HAHAHA, that is great!!