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Old 04-02-2014, 07:28 AM   #2941
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Old 04-02-2014, 09:57 AM   #2942
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Old 04-02-2014, 01:43 PM   #2943
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The sad part is, in today's general public, most people wouldn't get this.
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Old 04-03-2014, 08:57 AM   #2944
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Old 04-03-2014, 03:44 PM   #2945
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Always enjoyed Calvin and Hobbes...
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Old 04-04-2014, 12:50 PM   #2946
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Old 04-04-2014, 12:54 PM   #2947
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Boy oh boy, they sound yummy.......
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Old 04-04-2014, 12:55 PM   #2948
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Better than the ones with bones in em
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Old 04-04-2014, 01:41 PM   #2949
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Supposedly, it's hard to tell the difference between them and calamari when they're fried (except for the tentacles).
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Old 04-04-2014, 01:46 PM   #2950
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Supposedly, it's hard to tell the difference between them and calamari when they're fried (except for the tentacles).
And they taste like chocolate starfish!!
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Old 04-04-2014, 02:08 PM   #2951
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Good thing they're inverted, too. I've had the non-inverted ones and they're pretty crappy.
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Old 04-04-2014, 04:29 PM   #2952
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Why the heck are they "inverted"?

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Old 04-04-2014, 04:45 PM   #2953
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Why the heck are they "inverted"?

Because they're really gross the other way.
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Old 04-04-2014, 05:12 PM   #2954
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Because they're really gross the other way.
I just pissed all over.
At my age, not hard to do but this put it over the top.
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Old 04-04-2014, 06:00 PM   #2955
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^^All of these comments are funny as hell!
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Old 04-05-2014, 05:16 AM   #2956
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Oh hell just wrap them in bacon and feed them to Larry.
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Old 04-05-2014, 07:44 AM   #2957
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Oh hell just wrap them in bacon and feed them to Larry.
Oh, you're baaaad.
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Old 04-05-2014, 10:02 AM   #2958
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I knew it! They DO exist!

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Old 04-07-2014, 08:11 AM   #2960
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Is that the form you were struggling to fill out yesterday afternoon?

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