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Old 06-18-2014, 03:25 PM   #301
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Well there might be trouble cause everybodys got a gun,
Across that county line,
With fifty more cases white lightning apple moonshine.

Fight for love, fight for life,
Fight for money with the edge of a knife,
Rule your fear and rule the night,
Rule the road in a lawless fight.
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Old 06-18-2014, 09:11 PM   #302
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I get up at seven, yeah
And I go to work at nine
I got no time for livin', yeah
I'm working all the time
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Old 06-19-2014, 12:13 AM   #303
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Who's gonna pick you up
When you fall
Who's gonna hang it up
When you call
Who's gonna pay attention
To your dreams
Who's gonna plug their ears
When you scream

You can't go on
Thinking nothing's wrong
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Old 06-19-2014, 05:32 AM   #304
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You get up every morning
From your 'larm clock's warning
Take the 8:15 into the city
There's a whistle up above
And people pushin', people shovin'
And the girls who try to look pretty
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Old 06-19-2014, 08:10 AM   #305
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Early in the morning and I can't do right
Had a little fight with my baby last night and it's early in the morning
Don'chu know it's early in the morning
Early in the morning
I ain't got nothing, no nothing but the blues

I went to your girlfriend's house
But she was out
I knocked on your daddy's door
But he began to shout and he said,
It's early in the morning
Don'chu know it's early in the morning
Early in the morning
I ain't got nothing, no nothing but the blues

I went to Dooby Chase to get somethin' to eat
Waitress looked at me said, "Harry, you sure look beat"
And I said, It's early in the morning
Don'chu know it's early in the morning
Early in the morning
Ain't got nothing, but the Blues
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Old 06-19-2014, 01:28 PM   #306
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Up with the sun, gone with the wind
She always said I was lazy
Leavin' my home, leavin' my friends
Runnin' when things get too crazy
Out to the road, out 'neath the stars
Feelin' the breeze, passin' the cars

Women have come, women have gone
Everyone tryin' to cage me
Some were so sweet, I barely got free
Others, they only enraged me

Sometimes at night, I see their faces
I feel the traces they've left on my soul
Those are the memories that make me a wealthy soul
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Old 06-19-2014, 01:58 PM   #307
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Another suburban family morning
Grandmother screaming at the wall
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Old 06-25-2014, 05:55 PM   #308
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Mama always told me not to look into the eyes of the sun
But mama, that's where the fun is
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Old 06-25-2014, 06:10 PM   #309
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The radio is blastin', someone's knockin' at the door
I'm lookin' at my girlfriend - she's passed out on the floor
I seen so many things I ain't never seen before
Don't know what it is - I don't wanna see no more
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Old 06-26-2014, 06:59 PM   #310
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I'd get it one piece at a time and it wouldn't cost me a dime
You'll know it's me when I come through your town
I'm gonna ride around in style, I'm gonna drive everybody wild
'Cause I'll have the only one there is around


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Old 06-26-2014, 08:14 PM   #311
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With a purposeful grimace and a terrible sound
He pulls the spitting high tension wires down

Helpless people on a subway train
Scream bug-eyed as he looks in on them

He picks up a bus and he throws it back down
As he wades through the buildings toward the center of town
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Old 06-26-2014, 08:51 PM   #312
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I was cutting a rug down at a place called the jug with a girl named linda lu
when in walked a man with a gun in his hand, he was lookin for you know who
he said hey there fella with the hair colored yellow what you tryin to prove
cause that's my woman there and i'm a man who cares and this might be all for you
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Old 06-26-2014, 09:29 PM   #313
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So, so you think you can tell
Heaven from Hell
Blue skies from pain

Can you tell a green field
From a cold steel rail
A smile from a veil?
Do you think you can tell?

Did they get you to trade
Your heroes for ghosts
Hot ashes for trees
Hot air for a cool breeze?

Cold comfort for change
Did you exchange
A walk on part in the war
For a lead role in a cage?

How I wish, how I wish you were here
We're just two lost souls
Swimming in a fish bowl
Year after year

Running over the same old ground
What have we found?
The same old fears
Wish you were here
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Old 06-26-2014, 09:47 PM   #314
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She came in through the bathroom window
Protected by her silver spoon
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Old 06-27-2014, 05:09 AM   #315
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I said, "I'll ride with you if you can get me to the border.
The Sheriff is after me for what I did to his daughter.
I did it like this, I did it like that.
I did it with the Wiffle ball bat.
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Old 06-27-2014, 05:35 AM   #316
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Take me across the water
'Cause I need some place to hide
I done the rancher's daughter, lord
And I sure did hurt his pride, heh heh
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Old 06-28-2014, 10:05 AM   #317
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Ooga Chaka Ooga Chaka
I can't fight this feeling
Deep inside of me,
Girl, you just don't realize
What you do to me...
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Old 06-28-2014, 12:31 PM   #318
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I've got your picture, I've got your picture
I'd like a million of you all over myself
I want a doctor to take your picture
So I can look at you from inside as well

You've got me turning up and turning down
And turning in and turning 'round
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Old 06-28-2014, 12:57 PM   #319
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Ooga Chaka Ooga Chaka
I can't fight this feeling
Deep inside of me,
Girl, you just don't realize
What you do to me...
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F. U.

Last time that song was stuck in my head it was there for over 2 weeks.
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Old 06-28-2014, 03:23 PM   #320
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Black betty had a child, bam-ba-lam, way down in Alabam....
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