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Old 05-15-2014, 06:02 AM   #201
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Old 05-15-2014, 09:49 AM   #203
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Old 05-15-2014, 11:08 AM   #204
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The silicon chip inside her head.
Gets switched to overload,
And nobody's gonna go to school today,
She's going to make them stay at home,
And daddy doesn't understand it,
He always said she was as good as gold,
And he can see no reason.
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Old 05-15-2014, 11:38 AM   #205
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na na na na na na na,
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na na na na na,
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reminds me of journey.....one very stoned day in the 80's I actually tried to count the na's at the end of Lovin Touchin Squeezin
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reminds me of journey.....one very stoned day in the 80's I actually tried to count the na's at the end of Lovin Touchin Squeezin

LOL Dave, you will hate me more after all the Taylor and Miley. That one was from Natalie Merchant - Kind and Generous.
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Old 05-16-2014, 06:44 AM   #209
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Old 05-16-2014, 10:03 AM   #210
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Well, I don't know why I came here tonight
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Old 05-17-2014, 01:35 PM   #211
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Is he alive or dead? Has he thoughts within his head?
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Burning the booze just destroys my soul,
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when you're cold, you're cold...
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Yes, I also sing the guitar solos.
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LOL Dave, you will hate me more after all the Taylor and Miley. That one was from Natalie Merchant - Kind and Generous.
Cool...gonna go give it a listen. I love her voice. Natalie, that is. Not sure I've ever heard the other two. Maybe something from that awards show twerk video with the son of the Growing Pains dude. Sigh....get off my lawn.
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Get a haircut and get a real job.
Clean your act up and don't be a slob.
Get it together like your big brother Bob.
Why don't you get a haircut and get a real job.
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Oh, my. I'd never watched Natalie Merchant vids before, but always loved her voice back to the 10K Maniac days. wow....I'm uh....wow
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Oh, my. I'd never watched Natalie Merchant vids before, but always loved her voice back to the 10K Maniac days. wow....I'm uh....wow

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