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Old 06-05-2012, 02:59 PM   #1
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"Dark Gods," checking in here

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Old 06-05-2012, 03:03 PM   #2
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Birth name "Fallen Zombies"
Name "Insane Zombies"
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Old 06-05-2012, 03:06 PM   #3
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Old 06-05-2012, 03:10 PM   #4
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Witch's Kill, which is pretty lame.

But if I add my middle initial, it's Witch's Thorn Kill . . . which is also lame, but a bit better, seeing as I'm a prick.
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Old 06-05-2012, 03:33 PM   #5
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Old 06-05-2012, 03:35 PM   #6
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Witch's Henchmen

My birth name would be Rancid Henchmen
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Old 06-05-2012, 03:46 PM   #7
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Old 06-05-2012, 03:52 PM   #8
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Hells Death!
Or Hells Guilty Death

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Old 06-05-2012, 04:21 PM   #9
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Dark Tendencies
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Old 06-05-2012, 04:37 PM   #10
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Don't you mean "Maduro Whore?"
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Old 06-05-2012, 04:52 PM   #11
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Holy Warriors!!!
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Old 06-05-2012, 04:58 PM   #12
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Hell's Henchmen! Awesome!
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Forsaken Angels. Sounds like a heavy metal chick band, but still a good metal name.
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Old 06-05-2012, 06:06 PM   #14
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Old 06-05-2012, 06:29 PM   #15
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If I reverse it, it's 'Guilty Realm".
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Old 06-05-2012, 06:34 PM   #16
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Old 06-05-2012, 06:37 PM   #17
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My wife's is Hell's Rage- appropriately I might add.
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Old 06-05-2012, 08:04 PM   #18
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forsaken temple...................not bad
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Old 06-05-2012, 08:05 PM   #19
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Guilty Rage.

I rock, but i feel bad about it in the morning....
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