You Know You Are A CA Inmate When..

07-27-2011, 11:13 AM

You get handed a device to use to keep where your wisdom teeth were removed clean, and all you can think about is how it is the same tool sold by Heart Felt to recharge the beads. And you get excited........

357 · 07-27-2011, 11:31 AM

That's a good one! We should keep this going with more examples....

Like, you don't want to have to explain that you're entering a foreing country to visit people you met on the internet so that you can smoke cigars together because you know the phrase "met on the internet" raises red flags at customs.

07-27-2011, 11:50 AM

Haha so true! I agree let's keep them coming.

Blak Smyth · 07-27-2011, 11:56 AM

...you plan a vacation day to be home when your on-line order is scheduled to be delivered.

maninblack · 07-27-2011, 11:59 AM

Your credit card statement is 90% cigar orders.

Blak Smyth · 07-27-2011, 12:03 PM

you search for cigar deals on your cell phone during business meetings.

M1903A1 · 07-27-2011, 12:04 PM

...you've used every brand name in the Habanos SA catalog as a password.

pektel · 07-27-2011, 12:25 PM

Here are some more:

http://www.cigarasylum.com/vb/showthread.php?t=47284

SvilleKid · 07-27-2011, 03:58 PM

...... You have 8 eight coolers in the spare bedroom, and none of them need ice to keep the contents fresh!

hotreds · 07-27-2011, 04:27 PM

You're losing weight with Starscream.

07-27-2011, 04:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pektel

Here are some more:

http://www.cigarasylum.com/vb/showthread.php?t=47284

Sorry bro I originally just posted it to show how I'm crazy haha. I didn't know you had a thread and that it would take off.

icehog3 · 07-27-2011, 05:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pektel

Here are some more:

http://www.cigarasylum.com/vb/showthread.php?t=47284

There we go.

07-27-2011, 11:13 AM	#1
Tyler Guest Posts: n/a	You Know You Are A CA Inmate When.. You get handed a device to use to keep where your wisdom teeth were removed clean, and all you can think about is how it is the same tool sold by Heart Felt to recharge the beads. And you get excited........

07-27-2011, 11:31 AM	#2
357 Will herf for food Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mike Location: Home is where I park it Posts: 4,075 Trading: (9)	Re: You Know You Are A CA Inmate When.. That's a good one! We should keep this going with more examples.... Like, you don't want to have to explain that you're entering a foreing country to visit people you met on the internet so that you can smoke cigars together because you know the phrase "met on the internet" raises red flags at customs. __________________ “Eating and sleeping are the only activities that should be allowed to interrupt a man's enjoyment of his cigar;” Mark Twain

07-27-2011, 11:50 AM	#3
Tyler Guest Posts: n/a	Re: You Know You Are A CA Inmate When.. Haha so true! I agree let's keep them coming.

07-27-2011, 11:56 AM	#4
Blak Smyth Think Blue! Join Date: Jun 2011 First Name: SD Location: THE WOOD Posts: 8,486 Trading: (52)	Re: You Know You Are A CA Inmate When.. ...you plan a vacation day to be home when your on-line order is scheduled to be delivered. __________________ SUPPORT OUR TROOPS

07-27-2011, 11:59 AM	#5
maninblack Will smoke for food Join Date: Jan 2010 First Name: Kevin Location: Where the hoot owls f$ck the chickens Posts: 10,637 Trading: (80)	Re: You Know You Are A CA Inmate When.. Your credit card statement is 90% cigar orders. __________________ Proud member of the GMCGTPWHAFA

07-27-2011, 12:03 PM	#6
Blak Smyth Think Blue! Join Date: Jun 2011 First Name: SD Location: THE WOOD Posts: 8,486 Trading: (52)	Re: You Know You Are A CA Inmate When.. you search for cigar deals on your cell phone during business meetings. __________________ SUPPORT OUR TROOPS

07-27-2011, 12:04 PM	#7
M1903A1 Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: 1060 W. Addison Posts: 1,573 Trading: (4)	Re: You Know You Are A CA Inmate When.. ...you've used every brand name in the Habanos SA catalog as a password. __________________ "It's the cigars that bring us together, but it's the people that cause us to stay."

07-27-2011, 12:25 PM	#8
pektel I'm nuts for the place Join Date: Jul 2010 First Name: Peter Location: Grand Rapids, MN Posts: 4,320 Trading: (28)	Re: You Know You Are A CA Inmate When.. Here are some more: http://www.cigarasylum.com/vb/showthread.php?t=47284 __________________ The problem is not the problem. The problem is your ATTITUDE about the problem.

07-27-2011, 03:58 PM	#9
SvilleKid Yes I am a Pirate Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: 33°46′08″N 86°28′16″W / 33.76895°N 86.471037°W Posts: 2,776 Trading: (52)	Re: You Know You Are A CA Inmate When.. ...... You have 8 eight coolers in the spare bedroom, and none of them need ice to keep the contents fresh! __________________ Ceilin' fan it stirs the air, Cigar smoke does swirl. The fragrance on the pillow case, and he thinks about the girl. Thanks, JB, 1975.

07-27-2011, 04:27 PM	#10
hotreds Ephesians 2:8 Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: 5 miles past "Resume Speed" Posts: 11,658 Trading: (63)	Re: You Know You Are A CA Inmate When.. You're losing weight with Starscream. __________________ God loves you so much, that he made you read this, just to let you know.