Wife's Disappearance

pnoon · 03-15-2015, 01:55 PM

The day after his wife disappeared in a kayaking accident, a Bar Harbor,
Maine man answered his door to find two grim-faced Maine State Troopers.

"We're sorry Mr. Wilkens, but we have some information about your wife,"
said one of the troopers. "Tell me! Did you find her?" Wilkens asked.

The troopers looked at each other. One said, "We have some bad news,
some good news, and some really great news. Which would you like to
hear first?"

Fearing the worst, Mr. Wilkens said, "Give me the bad news first." The
trooper said, "I'm sorry to tell you, sir, but this morning we found your
wife's body in the bay."

"Oh my God!" exclaimed Wilkens. Swallowing hard, he asked, "What
could possibly be the good news?

The trooper continued, "When we pulled her up, she had 12 of the best
looking Maine Lobsters, that you have ever seen and 60 good-sized
Rockfish clinging to her.
Have not seen lobsters like that since the 1960's, and we feel you are
entitled to a share in the catch."

Stunned, Mr. Wilkens demanded, "If that's the good news, then what is
the great news?"

The trooper replied, "We're gonna pull her up again tomorrow."

G G · 03-15-2015, 02:02 PM

icehog3 · 03-15-2015, 02:28 PM

Porch Dweller · 03-15-2015, 02:31 PM

CigarNut · 03-15-2015, 03:02 PM

Ogre · 03-15-2015, 03:09 PM

shilala · 03-15-2015, 03:10 PM

That is beautiful.

HollywoodQue · 03-15-2015, 03:57 PM

That's a good one....

heyferg · 03-15-2015, 09:34 PM

Dave128 · 03-16-2015, 08:01 AM

Very nice!

HB Toaster · 03-16-2015, 08:07 AM

Nothing like lobstah!!!!!

STEVE S · 03-16-2015, 10:26 AM

OtismyMan · 03-16-2015, 10:04 PM

Made me chuckle

03-15-2015, 01:55 PM	#1
pnoon YNWA Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Peter Location: San Diego Posts: 29,919 Trading: (20)	Wife's Disappearance The day after his wife disappeared in a kayaking accident, a Bar Harbor, Maine man answered his door to find two grim-faced Maine State Troopers. "We're sorry Mr. Wilkens, but we have some information about your wife," said one of the troopers. "Tell me! Did you find her?" Wilkens asked. The troopers looked at each other. One said, "We have some bad news, some good news, and some really great news. Which would you like to hear first?" Fearing the worst, Mr. Wilkens said, "Give me the bad news first." The trooper said, "I'm sorry to tell you, sir, but this morning we found your wife's body in the bay." "Oh my God!" exclaimed Wilkens. Swallowing hard, he asked, "What could possibly be the good news? The trooper continued, "When we pulled her up, she had 12 of the best looking Maine Lobsters, that you have ever seen and 60 good-sized Rockfish clinging to her. Have not seen lobsters like that since the 1960's, and we feel you are entitled to a share in the catch." Stunned, Mr. Wilkens demanded, "If that's the good news, then what is the great news?" The trooper replied, "We're gonna pull her up again tomorrow." __________________ Be more concerned with your character than your reputation, because your character is what you really are, while your reputation is merely what others think you are. -John Wooden

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G G BR549 Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Greg Location: Taylor, FL. Posts: 12,701 Trading: (10)	Re: Wife's Disappearance

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shilala Dear Lord, Thank You. Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Scott Posts: 13,721 Trading: (252)	Re: Wife's Disappearance That is beautiful. __________________

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HollywoodQue Invictus Join Date: Oct 2010 First Name: Howard Location: In the "D" Posts: 3,119 Trading: (46)	Re: Wife's Disappearance That's a good one.... __________________

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Dave128 Sexy Dave Join Date: Feb 2009 First Name: Dave Location: Voorheesville, NY Posts: 3,917 Trading: (4)	Re: Wife's Disappearance Very nice! __________________ "Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." - Benjamin Franklin I "heart" Boobies and Beer!

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OtismyMan Just in from the Storm Join Date: Mar 2015 First Name: Steve Location: North Jersey Posts: 13 Trading: (0)	Re: Wife's Disappearance Made me chuckle