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Old 09-20-2013, 11:27 AM   #1
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Deleted scene from Alien:


"I can't open the milk!"
"In space, no-one can. Here, use cream."



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Old 09-20-2013, 11:30 AM   #2
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Old 09-20-2013, 11:43 AM   #4
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No maybe about it, Cliff. You have a strange humor.


So do I, so .
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The truth is in the nipples!
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Beats having the tooth in 'em.
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That was an accident, I didn't know you were standing there.
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That was an accident, I didn't know you were standing there.
Yeah, likely story. Like I've not heard THAT before.
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Why do you limit it to your humor ?

hey whats new? How's your brother doing?

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hey whats new? How's your brother doing?

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Rob.... Tim's doing ok. 16 yo son, and 14 yo son has him running all the time with activities for mom and pop to go to! I actually talked him into joining our tri-monthly poker game tomorrow night. I don't see him as much as I did before mom passed away in July. Life overtaking us both. I think the last cigar he smoked was a possibly a year or so ago!

Thanks for asking. I'll tell him tomorrow you checked in on him!
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Rob.... Tim's doing ok. 16 yo son, and 14 yo son has him running all the time with activities for mom and pop to go to! I actually talked him into joining our tri-monthly poker game tomorrow night. I don't see him as much as I did before mom passed away in July. Life overtaking us both. I think the last cigar he smoked was a possibly a year or so ago!

Thanks for asking. I'll tell him tomorrow you checked in on him!
Good enough, hang in there both of you.

Enjoy Life it's the best revenge

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