Joe Cigar: Pirates Gold gets Punk'd

Drazzil · 06-23-2009, 07:54 PM

Okay, on the banter back section I have left this, lets see how long it stays up

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Pirate’s Gold is one of the many gems unearthed from the aging vaults of the Puros Indios factory. Dressed in an Ecuadorian Sumatra wrapper, these cigars contain an aged mixture of Dominican, Ecuadorian, Brazilian, and Nicaraguan tobaccos. Complex indeed, but age has done wonders to this cigar, molding it into a mellow bouquet of enjoyable flavors. Notes of earth and toasted wood complement a dense tobacco core and medium-bodied character. It’s somewhat creamy, coating the palate with a pleasant aftertaste that lingers just long enough to keep you satisfied. Hey, at just $1.50 apiece, Joe suggests you grapple a few stat.

Drazzil'ed

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Pirate’s Gold is one of the many cigars unearthed from the deepest vaults of the North Korean chemical weapons facilities. Dressed in the death shroud of a drug addled middle aged lady of the evening, these cigars contain an aged mixture of horse turd, dog intestine, urunal cake, and distilled misery. Complex indeed, but age has done wonders to this cigar, molding it into a mellow bouquet of enjoyable flavors... we promise!

MajorCaptSilly · 06-23-2009, 07:57 PM

My boss likes these. I'm trying to learn him some proper cigar knowledge.

MCS

bigloo · 06-23-2009, 08:07 PM

Some logic here folks.

Pirates Gold = Booty

Whats come out of a Booty = Turd

Therefore, by simple substitution:

Pirates Gold = Turd

I think the math is pretty solid.

reggiebuckeye · 06-23-2009, 08:10 PM

I haven't had any in a long time, but the no. 4 maduro with about 6 months on it is a good cigar.

WildBlueSooner · 06-23-2009, 08:15 PM

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Originally Posted by bigloo

Some logic here folks.

Pirates Gold = Booty

Whats come out of a Booty = Turd

Therefore, by simple substitution:

Pirates Gold = Turd

I think the math is pretty solid.

Makes perfect sense to me!

TheTraveler · 06-23-2009, 09:48 PM

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Originally Posted by bigloo

Some logic here folks.

Pirates Gold = Booty

Whats come out of a Booty = Turd

Therefore, by simple substitution:

Pirates Gold = Turd

I think the math is pretty solid.

<-- taking notes in case there's a quiz at the end of class - don't want to flunk cigar math or I'll be stuck in summer school

06-23-2009, 10:38 PM

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Originally Posted by bigloo

Some logic here folks.

Pirates Gold = Booty

Whats come out of a Booty = Turd

Therefore, by simple substitution:

Pirates Gold = Turd

I think the math is pretty solid.

Silound · 06-23-2009, 10:55 PM

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Originally Posted by TheTraveler

<-- taking notes in case there's a quiz at the end of class - don't want to flunk cigar math or I'll be stuck in summer school

But you can smoke in this school!

Dunkel · 06-24-2009, 05:28 AM

LOL I read some of the descriptions cigar catalogs give and look at the price and roll my eyes. One of my friends told me to stir clear of Pirates Gold, he's a good friend indeed!

They better hope they never put Tierra Del Sol on special. I have a few choice words about those turds.

jjirons69 · 06-24-2009, 05:31 AM

Pirates are bad. They taste like Jack Sparrow smells.

Lucky_Hippo · 06-24-2009, 05:48 AM

This is the only Puros Indios cigar I have ever had, and is actually the sole reason why I will never smoke another.

Tenor CS · 06-24-2009, 06:10 AM

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Originally Posted by bigloo

Some logic here folks.

Pirates Gold = Booty

Whats come out of a Booty = Turd

Therefore, by simple substitution:

Pirates Gold = Turd

I think the math is pretty solid.

Ah, the good old transitive property of dog rockets.

A=B, B=C, therefore A=C

14holestogie · 06-24-2009, 06:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Tenor CS

Ah, the good old transitive property of dog rockets.

A=B, B=C, therefore A=C

Cross-dressing required?

s15driftking · 06-24-2009, 06:18 AM

Pirates Gold = Treasure

Treasure = One man's Junk

Pirate's Gold = Junk

marge796 · 06-25-2009, 05:24 AM

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Originally Posted by jjirons69

Pirates are bad. They taste like Jack Sparrow smells.

This is funny But, I do like a Pirate with a little age on them. Not a bad cee-gar regardless of the fact people are beating them up.

Chris.....

68TriShield · 06-25-2009, 05:57 AM

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Originally Posted by marge796

This is funny But, I do like a Pirate with a little age on them. Not a bad cee-gar regardless of the fact people are beating them up.

Chris.....

I agree,not bad. I've had much worse.

Coz77 · 06-26-2009, 01:16 PM

I did a review of the Pirates Gold #2 back in the day on a "former site". It went a little something like this....

1. Quite frankly I feel this cigar blows

2. I wish I had the 10 minutes back of my life I wasted on this thing!

3. I have officially quit smoking and buying all products from Rolando Reyes.

Since then I have never smokes a Reyes product...and I'm OK with that!

csbrewfisher · 06-26-2009, 01:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Coz77

Since then I have never smokes a Reyes product...and I'm OK with that!

Bro, I tried a Reyes Family Premier torp last weekend with my coffee up in the mountains north of Durango, CO. I must say that I was pleasantly surprised. Before that cigar I shared your sentiment, but now I'm rethinking.

The Poet · 06-26-2009, 01:23 PM

I've smoked a few PIs, but not these. They were - eh. Wouldn't call them "classic" dog rockets, but would not recommend them either.

Well, maybe to you guys.

OLS · 06-26-2009, 02:34 PM

I have had a few absolutely delicious RReyes products, what was the one with the creamy orange band back in the day...I am not so sure it was the Aliados, maybe it was a discontinued stock of Aliados. It was a little minuto sized cigar, best NC cigar I ever smoked. Toffee and cream and tobacco, wowo. I know they don't make em anymore. This was early 90s

06-23-2009, 08:07 PM	#3
bigloo Crazy like a fox Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Lu Location: Rose City Posts: 905 Trading: (27)	Re: Joe Cigar: Pirates Gold gets Punk'd Some logic here folks. Pirates Gold = Booty Whats come out of a Booty = Turd Therefore, by simple substitution: Pirates Gold = Turd I think the math is pretty solid.

06-23-2009, 08:10 PM	#4
reggiebuckeye Exploring all slopes Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Ummm Location: San Antonio, TX Posts: 348 Trading: (17)	Re: Joe Cigar: Pirates Gold gets Punk'd I haven't had any in a long time, but the no. 4 maduro with about 6 months on it is a good cigar. __________________ Exploring new slopes everyday.

06-24-2009, 05:28 AM	#9
Dunkel Maduro & Oscuro Whore-O Join Date: Jun 2009 First Name: Doug Location: West by God Virginia Posts: 2,232 Trading: (75)	Re: Joe Cigar: Pirates Gold gets Punk'd LOL I read some of the descriptions cigar catalogs give and look at the price and roll my eyes. One of my friends told me to stir clear of Pirates Gold, he's a good friend indeed! They better hope they never put Tierra Del Sol on special. I have a few choice words about those turds. __________________ Blue Label,Any Filipe Gregorio,Acid,Don Elias,El Mejor Espresso,Tierra del Sol

06-24-2009, 05:31 AM	#10
jjirons69 Haberdasher Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Jamie Location: Chucktown, SC Posts: 4,120 Trading: (94)	Re: Joe Cigar: Pirates Gold gets Punk'd Pirates are bad. They taste like Jack Sparrow smells. __________________ Somebody has to go back and get a chitload of dimes

06-24-2009, 05:48 AM	#11
Lucky_Hippo A Cigar = 42 Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Gary Location: Kansas Posts: 494 Trading: (2)	Re: Joe Cigar: Pirates Gold gets Punk'd This is the only Puros Indios cigar I have ever had, and is actually the sole reason why I will never smoke another. __________________ Who wants an orange whip? Orange whip? Orange whip? Three orange whips. -J.Candy

06-23-2009, 07:57 PM	#2
MajorCaptSilly Sklee Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Scott Location: Mishawaka, IN Posts: 2,523 Trading: (30)	Re: Joe Cigar: Pirates Gold gets Punk'd My boss likes these. I'm trying to learn him some proper cigar knowledge. MCS __________________ Pillsbury, Minneapolis, Prince, Spoon Bridge and Cherry, coinkydink?

06-24-2009, 06:18 AM	#14
s15driftking Go Browns! Join Date: Nov 2008 First Name: Bobby Location: Columbus Ohio Posts: 2,763 Trading: (16)	Re: Joe Cigar: Pirates Gold gets Punk'd Pirates Gold = Treasure Treasure = One man's Junk Pirate's Gold = Junk __________________ diamonds/guns

06-26-2009, 01:16 PM	#17
Coz77 Adjusting to the Life Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mark Location: NY Posts: 307 Trading: (1)	Re: Joe Cigar: Pirates Gold gets Punk'd I did a review of the Pirates Gold #2 back in the day on a "former site". It went a little something like this.... 1. Quite frankly I feel this cigar blows 2. I wish I had the 10 minutes back of my life I wasted on this thing! 3. I have officially quit smoking and buying all products from Rolando Reyes. Since then I have never smokes a Reyes product...and I'm OK with that!

06-26-2009, 01:23 PM	#19
The Poet Il megglior fabbro Join Date: Jun 2009 First Name: Thomas Location: Hickory, NC Posts: 8,420 Trading: (2)	Re: Joe Cigar: Pirates Gold gets Punk'd I've smoked a few PIs, but not these. They were - eh. Wouldn't call them "classic" dog rockets, but would not recommend them either. Well, maybe to you guys.

06-26-2009, 02:34 PM	#20
OLS Suck It Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Brad Location: TN Posts: 7,912 Trading: (19)	Re: Joe Cigar: Pirates Gold gets Punk'd I have had a few absolutely delicious RReyes products, what was the one with the creamy orange band back in the day...I am not so sure it was the Aliados, maybe it was a discontinued stock of Aliados. It was a little minuto sized cigar, best NC cigar I ever smoked. Toffee and cream and tobacco, wowo. I know they don't make em anymore. This was early 90s