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Old 05-18-2015, 05:35 PM   #1
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* ATD- At the Doctor's
* BFF - Best Friends Funeral
* BTW- Bring the Wheelchair
* BYOT - Bring Your Own Teeth
* CBM- Covered by Medicare
* CUATSC- See You at the Senior Center
* DWI- Driving While Incontinent
* FWIW - Forgot Where I Was
* GGPBL- Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low
* GHA - Got Heartburn Again
* LMDO- Laughing My Dentures Out
* LOL- Living on Lipitor
* OMSG - Oh My! Sorry, Gas
* WAITT - Who Am I Talking To?
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Old 05-18-2015, 06:07 PM   #2
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Old 05-18-2015, 06:26 PM   #3
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Old 05-19-2015, 07:52 AM   #4
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Old 05-19-2015, 07:57 AM   #5
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Old 05-19-2015, 09:01 AM   #6
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Old 05-19-2015, 11:29 AM   #7
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* ATD- At the Doctor's
* BFF - Best Friends Funeral
* BTW- Bring the Wheelchair
* BYOT - Bring Your Own Teeth
* CBM- Covered by Medicare
* CUATSC- See You at the Senior Center
* DWI- Driving While Incontinent
* FWIW - Forgot Where I Was
* GGPBL- Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low
* GHA - Got Heartburn Again
* LMDO- Laughing My Dentures Out
* LOL- Living on Lipitor
* OMSG - Oh My! Sorry, Gas
* WAITT - Who Am I Talking To?


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