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Old 01-07-2015, 09:12 PM   #1
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A precious little girl walks into a PetSmart store and asks, in the sweetest little lisp, between two missing teeth, "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits?"

As the shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees so that he's on her level and asks, "Do you want a widdle white wabbit,or a thoft and fuwwy, bwack wabbit, or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown wabbit over there?"

She, in turn, blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says, in a tiny quiet voice, ...

... wait for it...


...be patient...

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Old 01-07-2015, 09:45 PM   #2
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sweet girl

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Old 01-07-2015, 09:56 PM   #3
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Old 01-07-2015, 09:57 PM   #4
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Dated her mom.
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Old 01-07-2015, 10:06 PM   #5
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Old 01-08-2015, 06:27 AM   #6
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Old 01-08-2015, 06:31 AM   #7
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Old 01-08-2015, 07:23 AM   #8
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Funny!
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Old 01-08-2015, 08:02 AM   #9
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Old 01-08-2015, 11:31 AM   #10
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LMAO with tears streaming down! That there's a good one! Thanks for the laugh of the week!
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