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Old 07-08-2010, 06:38 AM   #1
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Default 100 Greatest Movie Insults

This is pretty funny and clever.

Warning: Language is NSFW.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSEYXWmEse8
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Old 07-08-2010, 07:56 AM   #2
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Some classics in there.
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Old 07-08-2010, 09:04 AM   #3
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Some films in there I had forgotten about. Some classic lines nevertheless
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Old 07-08-2010, 10:12 AM   #4
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Hahahaha
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Old 07-08-2010, 10:42 AM   #5
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Freaking awesome!!
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Lots of classics!!!
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Old 07-08-2010, 01:34 PM   #8
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Default Re: 100 Greatest Movie Insults

That was good but they missed one of my favorites from an old movie called "The Thin Man" from the Dashiell Hammet story of the same name.

"I don't like crooks. And if I did like 'em, I wouldn't like crooks that are stool pigeons. And if I did like crooks that are stool pigeons, I still wouldn't like you."
Cracks me up every time I see it.
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Old 07-08-2010, 02:33 PM   #9
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They forgot this one. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wkcoobYUu8g NSFW
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Pretty good. They did save the best one for last!
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Old 07-08-2010, 02:51 PM   #11
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No doubt one could find a thousand more, but those are some blankity-blank good blankity ones.
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Old 07-08-2010, 02:53 PM   #12
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That was great
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Old 07-08-2010, 02:56 PM   #13
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HAHAHA how'd you like to make fourteen dollers the hard way. classic
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Old 07-08-2010, 05:12 PM   #14
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LOL Ya gotta love Cartman with the Bullhorn.
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The language is... NSFW!!!

But very funny!!!

Nice find, you son of a motherless goat!!!
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The really weird thing is that, at one time or another, all have been said to Peter
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The really weird thing is that, at one time or another, all have been said to Peter
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Heh, "Teutonic twat".... I had forgotten how damn funny Mel Brooks could spin it.
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That was good but they missed one of my favorites from an old movie called "The Thin Man" from the Dashiell Hammet story of the same name.

"I don't like crooks. And if I did like 'em, I wouldn't like crooks that are stool pigeons. And if I did like crooks that are stool pigeons, I still wouldn't like you."
Cracks me up every time I see it.
One of my all-time favorite movies, and I know it's not an insult, but I like the line when Nora finds a pistol in Nick's jacket pocket and pulling it out, says: "What does this look like?" and he replies: "It looks like a stick-up!"
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