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Old 07-19-2009, 09:24 AM   #1
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Default TKF/OTH Flu Epidemic Announced

TO: The General Public of CA

It has come to our attention that there is a super-virus making its way though the population. I speak of TKF/OTH Flu.

TKF, known by it's scientific name as Tobii Keyboard Flu and by it's common name Over The Hill Flu (OTH) is extremely contagious and may cause the following symptoms:
  • speeling erorrs, forgetting where you are, Constantly sitting around in CA Chat, typing with one finger, and the squirts.

PLEASE inform everyone you can! THERE IS NO CURE FOR TKF Be vigilant and please report all those who have any of the symptoms to CA Chat immediately.

Also, Please hit up Tobii's Rep for being a good sport and becuase he unfortunately has Terminal TKF.

THANK YOU.

-U.S. Dept. of Homeland Security, National Institute of Health, McDonalds, American Revolutionary War Foundation, and your Mother.
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Old 07-19-2009, 10:58 AM   #2
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aw hell naw!!!

You just HAD to go there, didn't ya??
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Old 07-19-2009, 11:05 AM   #3
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I think I know the cure or at least how to prevent it.
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Old 07-19-2009, 11:46 AM   #4
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I think I got a touch of it.
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Old 07-19-2009, 02:17 PM   #5
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Default Re: TKF/OTH Flu Epidemic Announced

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Also, Please hit up Tobii's Rep for being a good sport and becuase he unfortunately has Terminal TKF.
Best get a check-up yourself as well.
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Old 07-19-2009, 02:28 PM   #6
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whqat sare you ta;lking aboout?

ooh nooooo iver bern infekted!
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Old 07-19-2009, 08:58 PM   #7
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i'm ****ing dying here!
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Old 07-19-2009, 09:07 PM   #8
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Default Re: TKF/OTH Flu Epidemic Announced

Ladies and Gents....There are no pre- flu symptoms. If you detect any of the listed syptoms, well it is too late....YOU ARE INFECTED!!!!!!!!!!

Thanks Tobii, it is all your fault!!!!!
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Old 07-23-2009, 02:14 AM   #9
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can i get compensation ? i could spell once
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Old 07-23-2009, 02:49 AM   #10
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aw hell naw!!!

You just HAD to go there, didn't ya??
naw? oh mate thats a bad sign
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