Frying Eggs

Chainsaw13 · 01-11-2013, 06:12 AM

A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly her husband burst into the kitchen.

"Careful ... CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my GOD! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They're going to STICK! Careful ... CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use thesalt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!"

The wife stared at him. "What the hell is wrong with you? You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?"

The husband calmly replied, "I wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving!"

Bondo 287 · 01-11-2013, 06:18 AM

Well if you ever want to sleep on your couch this joke should work LOL

chaase321 · 01-11-2013, 06:31 AM

OMG that is sooooo true!

kelmac07 · 01-11-2013, 06:34 AM

Zane · 01-11-2013, 06:36 AM

Good stuff!

363 · 01-11-2013, 06:46 AM

STEVE S · 01-11-2013, 06:48 AM

I can relate to that

Chainsaw13 · 01-11-2013, 06:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bondo 287

Well if you ever want to sleep on your couch this joke should work LOL

Good thing Im not married.

big_jaygee · 01-11-2013, 07:18 AM

CigarNut · 01-11-2013, 08:14 AM

Ogre · 01-11-2013, 01:18 PM

Funny, yet true!!!!

G G · 01-11-2013, 01:51 PM

haha.

iaMkcK · 01-11-2013, 06:59 PM

Guess I'm lucky my lady loves how I drive! Now, how I leave the toilet seaf up? Whole different ballpark :-D

Brlesq · 01-11-2013, 07:58 PM

Big Bert · 01-11-2013, 08:05 PM

01-11-2013, 06:12 AM	#1
Chainsaw13 Møøse bites can be nasty Join Date: Jan 2010 First Name: Bob Location: The Enchanted Mitten Posts: 7,039 Trading: (96)	Frying Eggs A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly her husband burst into the kitchen. "Careful ... CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my GOD! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They're going to STICK! Careful ... CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use thesalt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!" The wife stared at him. "What the hell is wrong with you? You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?" The husband calmly replied, "I wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving!" __________________ My neighbor came by my house this morning at 2AM, pounding on the door. Good thing I was still up playing the drums.

01-11-2013, 06:18 AM	#2
Bondo 287 Runaway Train Join Date: Jan 2013 First Name: Mikael Location: Unstable, PA Posts: 389 Trading: (0)	Re: Frying Eggs Well if you ever want to sleep on your couch this joke should work LOL

01-11-2013, 06:31 AM	#3
chaase321 ZOTL's mmmmm brainssss Join Date: Oct 2011 First Name: Cole Location: Woodbridge VA Posts: 2,114 Trading: (81)	Re: Frying Eggs OMG that is sooooo true! __________________ ZOTL our appetites will ALWAYS be bigger than your braaaiiiins... Support the Troop Support Contest 2014!!!

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STEVE S Have My Own Room Join Date: Jan 2010 First Name: Steve Location: Coconut Creek, Fl. Posts: 1,092 Trading: (1)	Re: Frying Eggs I can relate to that __________________ Smoking cigars is a hobby and a great way to pass the time of day!

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G G BR549 Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Greg Location: Taylor, FL. Posts: 12,701 Trading: (10)	Re: Frying Eggs haha.

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iaMkcK Feeling at Home Join Date: Oct 2012 First Name: Jarrett Location: SoCal Posts: 570 Trading: (8)	Re: Frying Eggs Guess I'm lucky my lady loves how I drive! Now, how I leave the toilet seaf up? Whole different ballpark :-D __________________ My Waxing Moon Humidor. My Habit former. Click here for the live chat. "My friend, talk to your God, not me" CJHalbrooks

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