Valentine's Day

markem · 02-13-2016, 08:18 AM

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Me without coffee and
I'd hate to be you

okay, you're turn.

Porch Dweller · 02-13-2016, 12:43 PM

Roses are red
Violets are not
Lucky for my wife
I'm still so damned hot.

Tio Gato · 02-13-2016, 01:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Porch Dweller

Roses are red
Violets are not
Lucky for my wife
I'm still so damned hot.

The Poet · 02-13-2016, 02:26 PM

Roses are thorny,
Violets are furry.
Men who are horny
Are in a hurry.

Woe to those women
Who do not know this.
They'll score a lemon
Who won't give a piss.

02-13-2016, 08:18 AM	#1
markem Bunion Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mark Location: Second Star on the Right Posts: 22,521 Trading: (47)	Valentine's Day Roses are red Violets are blue Me without coffee and I'd hate to be you okay, you're turn. __________________ I refuse to belong to any organization that would have me as a member. ~ Groucho Marx

02-13-2016, 12:43 PM	#2
Porch Dweller Life is for living Join Date: Oct 2012 First Name: James Location: Mississippi Gulf Coast Posts: 8,160 Trading: (24)	Re: Valentine's Day Roses are red Violets are not Lucky for my wife I'm still so damned hot. __________________ A 1911 in the hand is faster than 911 on the phone

02-13-2016, 02:26 PM	#4
The Poet Il megglior fabbro Join Date: Jun 2009 First Name: Thomas Location: Hickory, NC Posts: 8,420 Trading: (2)	Re: Valentine's Day Roses are thorny, Violets are furry. Men who are horny Are in a hurry. Woe to those women Who do not know this. They'll score a lemon Who won't give a piss. __________________ Ninety percent of everything is crap - Theodore Sturgeon.