A new wrinkle

hotreds · 11-08-2015, 07:45 AM

INTERNATIONAL MONETARY FUND (IMF)
DEPT: WORLD DEBT RECONCILIATION AGENCIES.
COUNTRY: REPUBLIC OF BENIN
ADVISE: YOUR OUTSTANDING PAYMENT NOTIFICATION

Attention:Beneficiary,

A power of attorney was forwarded to our office this morning by two individuals (MR DAVID DEANE an American national and (MR. RICKY JACKSON) a CANADIAN national.

They claimed to be your representative, and the power of attorney stated that you are dead, they brought an account to replace your information in other to claim the said fund in tune of USD$3.5 Million which is now lying DORMANT and UNCLAIMED.

Find below the new account they have submitted for claims

BANK.-HSBC CANADA
Vancouver, CANADA
ACCOUNT NO. 2984-0008-66

The power of attorney also stated that you suffered and died of throat cancer. You are therefore given 24hrs to confirm the truth in this information, If you are still alive, you are to contact us immediately since we work 24 hrs just to ensure that we monitor all the activities going on in regards to the transfer of beneficiaries inheritance and contract payment.

You are to respond swiftly for clarifications on this matter as we shall be available 24 hrs to speak with you and give you the necessary guidelines on how to ensure that your payment is wired to you
immediately.

Just also be informed that any further delay from your side could be dangerous, as we would not be held liable for any wrong payment.

Kindly reply

Mr Masud Abraheem
Director of the Finance Department International Monetary Funds
E-mail:abramasud@voila.fr
Tele:+22968 823 845

Porch Dweller · 11-08-2015, 07:57 AM

It's awfully nice of the IMF to help you like this. Congrat's on your windfall! They really need to learn how to properly use parentheses, though.

sigsauer · 11-08-2015, 07:59 AM

MR DAVID DEANE and MR. RICKY JACKSON ...
gotta love the creativity.....

smokin5 · 11-08-2015, 10:34 AM

Wait a minute - does this mean you're dead & you don't know it???

AdamJoshua · 11-08-2015, 12:45 PM

They should learn how to use parentheses.

Rest in peace, brother!

heyferg · 11-09-2015, 01:35 PM

Sorry to read of your demise due to 'throat cancer.' Do you think the cigars were to blame?

dijit · 11-09-2015, 01:49 PM

Since you've expired due to throat cancer. Please allow me to dispose of your leftover cigars.

nutcracker · 11-09-2015, 04:10 PM

I don't think there even is an HSBC bank in Vancouver.
Nice e-mail address too - "viola.fr"

Loose translation is "viola, another idiot...."

Chainsaw13 · 11-09-2015, 04:56 PM

Sounds legit to me.

themoneycollector · 11-09-2015, 07:43 PM

icehog3 · 11-09-2015, 08:05 PM

Hugh is only mostly dead!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xbE8E1ez97M

11-08-2015, 07:45 AM	#1
hotreds Ephesians 2:8 Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: 5 miles past "Resume Speed" Posts: 11,658 Trading: (63)	A new wrinkle INTERNATIONAL MONETARY FUND (IMF) DEPT: WORLD DEBT RECONCILIATION AGENCIES. COUNTRY: REPUBLIC OF BENIN ADVISE: YOUR OUTSTANDING PAYMENT NOTIFICATION Attention:Beneficiary, A power of attorney was forwarded to our office this morning by two individuals (MR DAVID DEANE an American national and (MR. RICKY JACKSON) a CANADIAN national. They claimed to be your representative, and the power of attorney stated that you are dead, they brought an account to replace your information in other to claim the said fund in tune of USD$3.5 Million which is now lying DORMANT and UNCLAIMED. Find below the new account they have submitted for claims BANK.-HSBC CANADA Vancouver, CANADA ACCOUNT NO. 2984-0008-66 The power of attorney also stated that you suffered and died of throat cancer. You are therefore given 24hrs to confirm the truth in this information, If you are still alive, you are to contact us immediately since we work 24 hrs just to ensure that we monitor all the activities going on in regards to the transfer of beneficiaries inheritance and contract payment. You are to respond swiftly for clarifications on this matter as we shall be available 24 hrs to speak with you and give you the necessary guidelines on how to ensure that your payment is wired to you immediately. Just also be informed that any further delay from your side could be dangerous, as we would not be held liable for any wrong payment. Kindly reply Mr Masud Abraheem Director of the Finance Department International Monetary Funds E-mail:abramasud@voila.fr Tele:+22968 823 845 __________________ God loves you so much, that he made you read this, just to let you know.

11-08-2015, 07:57 AM	#2
Porch Dweller Life is for living Join Date: Oct 2012 First Name: James Location: Mississippi Gulf Coast Posts: 8,151 Trading: (24)	Re: A new wrinkle It's awfully nice of the IMF to help you like this. Congrat's on your windfall! They really need to learn how to properly use parentheses, though. __________________ A 1911 in the hand is faster than 911 on the phone

11-08-2015, 07:59 AM	#3
sigsauer Have My Own Room Join Date: Dec 2008 First Name: Tom Location: Pennsylvania Posts: 1,361 Trading: (63)	Re: A new wrinkle MR DAVID DEANE and MR. RICKY JACKSON ... gotta love the creativity.....

11-08-2015, 10:34 AM	#4
smokin5 Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: On the Mountaintop - AZ Posts: 2,002 Trading: (69)	Re: A new wrinkle Wait a minute - does this mean you're dead & you don't know it??? __________________ Pobody's Nerfect.

11-08-2015, 12:45 PM	#5
AdamJoshua Article 4 Free Inhabitant Join Date: Jan 2013 First Name: The Other Adam Location: Satellite Beach Posts: 14,778 Trading: (40)	Re: A new wrinkle They should learn how to use parentheses. Rest in peace, brother!

11-09-2015, 01:35 PM	#6
heyferg Feeling at Home Join Date: Jun 2014 First Name: Larry aka Hollywood Location: SoCal Posts: 634 Trading: (6)	Re: A new wrinkle Sorry to read of your demise due to 'throat cancer.' Do you think the cigars were to blame?

11-09-2015, 01:49 PM	#7
dijit Have My Own Room Join Date: Feb 2012 First Name: Mike Location: Brownsburg, Indiana Posts: 2,186 Trading: (48)	Re: A new wrinkle Since you've expired due to throat cancer. Please allow me to dispose of your leftover cigars. __________________ Sporting goods raffle for a great cause. PM me for tickets.

11-09-2015, 04:10 PM	#8
nutcracker Shameless epicurian Join Date: Apr 2014 First Name: Neil Location: Winnipeg, Canada - Home of the Jets! Posts: 1,631 Trading: (26)	Re: A new wrinkle I don't think there even is an HSBC bank in Vancouver. Nice e-mail address too - "viola.fr" Loose translation is "viola, another idiot...." __________________ "Well I ain't often right but I've never been wrong.... Jerry Garcia (R.I.P.)

11-09-2015, 04:56 PM	#9
Chainsaw13 Møøse bites can be nasty Join Date: Jan 2010 First Name: Bob Location: The Enchanted Mitten Posts: 7,034 Trading: (96)	Re: A new wrinkle Sounds legit to me. __________________ My neighbor came by my house this morning at 2AM, pounding on the door. Good thing I was still up playing the drums.

11-09-2015, 07:43 PM	#10
themoneycollector Nicotiana Tabacum Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Hill AFB, UT Posts: 1,258 Trading: (108)	Re: A new wrinkle

11-09-2015, 08:05 PM	#11
icehog3 Admiral Douchebag Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tom Location: Clermont, Kentucky Posts: 70,523 Trading: (61)	Re: A new wrinkle Hugh is only mostly dead! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xbE8E1ez97M __________________ Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank, Týr and Mr. Mark!

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