The Dallas Cowboys

01-13-2009, 05:07 PM

The Texas State Police are cracking down on speeders heading into Dallas. For the first offense, they give you 2 Dallas Cowboy tickets. If you get stopped a second time, they make you use them.

Q. What do you call 47 millionaires around a TV watching the
Super Bowl?

A. The Dallas Cowboys

Q. What do the Dallas Cowboys and Billy Graham have in common?

A. They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ".

Q. How do you keep a Dallas Cowboy out of your yard?
A. Put up a goal post.

Q. What do you call a Dallas Cowboy with a Super Bowl ring?

A. A thief.

Q. What's the difference between the Dallas Cowboys and a dollar bill?

A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.

Q. How many Dallas Cowboys does it take to win a Super Bowl?

A. Nobody remembers and we will never find out!

Q. What do the Cowboys and a possums have in common?

A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!

MedicCook · 01-13-2009, 05:09 PM

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Q. What do the Cowboys and a possums have in common?

A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!

01-15-2009, 06:31 AM

This actually sounds more like the Detroit Lions than the Cowboys

shvictor · 01-15-2009, 11:11 AM

Thats funny. Not entirely true, but funny.

VirtualSmitty · 01-15-2009, 12:57 PM

Very funny!

Starscream · 01-18-2009, 08:52 PM

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Silound · 01-21-2009, 03:32 PM

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01-13-2009, 05:07 PM	#1
Stogieboy Guest Posts: n/a	The Dallas Cowboys The Texas State Police are cracking down on speeders heading into Dallas. For the first offense, they give you 2 Dallas Cowboy tickets. If you get stopped a second time, they make you use them. Q. What do you call 47 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl? A. The Dallas Cowboys Q. What do the Dallas Cowboys and Billy Graham have in common? A. They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ". Q. How do you keep a Dallas Cowboy out of your yard? A. Put up a goal post. Q. What do you call a Dallas Cowboy with a Super Bowl ring? A. A thief. Q. What's the difference between the Dallas Cowboys and a dollar bill? A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill. Q. How many Dallas Cowboys does it take to win a Super Bowl? A. Nobody remembers and we will never find out! Q. What do the Cowboys and a possums have in common? A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!

01-15-2009, 06:31 AM	#3
dccraft Guest Posts: n/a	Re: The Dallas Cowboys This actually sounds more like the Detroit Lions than the Cowboys

01-15-2009, 11:11 AM	#4
shvictor Instigator Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Steve Location: Lathrop, CA Posts: 2,846 Trading: (40)	Re: The Dallas Cowboys Thats funny. Not entirely true, but funny. __________________

01-15-2009, 12:57 PM	#5
VirtualSmitty WiP!? Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Joe Location: The Evil Empire Posts: 2,084 Trading: (0)	Re: The Dallas Cowboys Very funny! __________________ We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid - Benjamin Franklin

01-18-2009, 08:52 PM	#6
Starscream Knowhutimean, Vern? Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Andy Location: In a little town somewhere in the USA Posts: 10,237 Trading: (4)	Re: The Dallas Cowboys __________________ Insert quote here.

01-21-2009, 12:28 PM	#7
Beer Doctor Guest Posts: n/a	Re: The Dallas Cowboys