The Lone Ranger and Tonto

CBI_2 · 08-28-2009, 10:07 AM

The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert. After they got their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep.
Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, 'Kemo Sabe, look
towards sky, what you see? '

'The Lone Ranger replies, 'I see millions of stars.'

'What that tell you?' asked Tonto.

The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says, 'Astronomically speaking, it
tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.
Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning. Theologically, the Lord
is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it
seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What's it tell you, Tonto?'

'You dumber than buffalo dung! It means someone stole tent! '

G G · 08-28-2009, 10:09 AM

classic one.

Footbag · 08-28-2009, 10:11 AM

Great joke!

Skywalker · 08-28-2009, 10:12 AM

Nice!!!

Didn't see that one coming!!!

08-28-2009, 10:14 AM

Definately a good one my brother!

kydsid · 08-28-2009, 10:44 AM

That is a good one for sure. Just told it to the office, got laughs all around.

kelmac07 · 08-28-2009, 10:49 AM

LOL!!

Chris. · 08-29-2009, 02:28 PM

haha I didn't put that one together either!

08-28-2009, 10:07 AM	#1
CBI_2 Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Paul Location: In my skin. Posts: 2,066 Trading: (0)	The Lone Ranger and Tonto The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert. After they got their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep. Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, 'Kemo Sabe, look towards sky, what you see? ' 'The Lone Ranger replies, 'I see millions of stars.' 'What that tell you?' asked Tonto. The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says, 'Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning. Theologically, the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What's it tell you, Tonto?' 'You dumber than buffalo dung! It means someone stole tent! ' __________________ "The welfare of humanity is always the alibi of tyrants." Albert Camus Cool Cigar Themed Stuff

08-28-2009, 10:09 AM	#2
G G BR549 Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Greg Location: Taylor, FL. Posts: 12,701 Trading: (10)	Re: The Lone Ranger and Tonto classic one.

08-28-2009, 10:11 AM	#3
Footbag I Need My Space Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Adam Location: NEPA Posts: 1,216 Trading: (7)	Re: The Lone Ranger and Tonto Great joke!

08-28-2009, 10:12 AM	#4
Skywalker BABOTL Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Dice Location: Galaxy Far Far Away Posts: 10,168 Trading: (18)	Re: The Lone Ranger and Tonto Nice!!! Didn't see that one coming!!! __________________ Smoke what you like!!!

08-28-2009, 10:14 AM	#5
SkinsFanLarry Guest Posts: n/a	Re: The Lone Ranger and Tonto Definately a good one my brother!

08-28-2009, 10:44 AM	#6
kydsid Ditat Deus Join Date: Apr 2009 First Name: Jason Location: Among the Pines Posts: 2,361 Trading: (46)	Re: The Lone Ranger and Tonto That is a good one for sure. Just told it to the office, got laughs all around. __________________ Check out the Cigar Asylum Newbie Sampler Trade

08-28-2009, 10:49 AM	#7
kelmac07 Resident Maduro Whore!! Join Date: Apr 2009 First Name: Mac Location: Newport News, VA Posts: 27,322 Trading: (218)	Re: The Lone Ranger and Tonto LOL!! __________________ Dom in the MLB thread "I could probably get you to wear a Yankee hat for a Maduro!"

08-29-2009, 02:28 PM	#8
Chris. PSHC! Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Greenville, SC Posts: 1,842 Trading: (25)	Re: The Lone Ranger and Tonto haha I didn't put that one together either! __________________