Cash for Clunkers

Steve · 08-14-2009, 08:27 AM

Considering the year my family is having with health issues...

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IF MY BODY WERE A CAR...

If my body were a car, this is the time I would be thinking about trading it in for a newer model. I've got bumps and dents and scratches in my finish, and my paint job is getting a little dull. But that's not the worst of it. My headlights are out of focus, and it's especially hard to see things up close.

My traction is not as graceful as it once was. I slip and slide and skid and bump into things even in the best of weather.

My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins. It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed. My fuel rate burns inefficiently.

But here's the worst of it --

Almost every time I sneeze, cough or laugh, either my radiator leaks or my exhaust backfires.

CASH FOR CLUNKERS..........I QUALIFY - How about You?

wrench turner 85 · 08-14-2009, 09:35 AM

too funny

Thaplumbr · 08-14-2009, 07:17 PM

good one!

G G · 08-14-2009, 07:43 PM

ha

08-15-2009, 06:44 AM

I'm still trying to figure out how to change the size 14 shoe with the size 36 spare tire.....

WildBlueSooner · 08-17-2009, 04:02 PM

CBI_2 · 08-23-2009, 09:51 AM

08-14-2009, 08:27 AM	#1
Steve Dad Jokester Supreme Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Steve Location: 17 R 435648 3354895 Posts: 7,715 Trading: (6)	Cash for Clunkers Considering the year my family is having with health issues... ================================================== ====== IF MY BODY WERE A CAR... If my body were a car, this is the time I would be thinking about trading it in for a newer model. I've got bumps and dents and scratches in my finish, and my paint job is getting a little dull. But that's not the worst of it. My headlights are out of focus, and it's especially hard to see things up close. My traction is not as graceful as it once was. I slip and slide and skid and bump into things even in the best of weather. My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins. It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed. My fuel rate burns inefficiently. But here's the worst of it -- Almost every time I sneeze, cough or laugh, either my radiator leaks or my exhaust backfires. CASH FOR CLUNKERS..........I QUALIFY - How about You? __________________ ...So don't sit upon the shoreline and say you're satisfied, Choose to chance the rapids and dare to dance that tide

08-14-2009, 09:35 AM	#2
wrench turner 85 I'm the Ocho Cinco! Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Hickory, NC Posts: 276 Trading: (0)	Re: Cash for Clunkers too funny __________________ dam you party liquor

08-14-2009, 07:17 PM	#3
Thaplumbr Feeling at Home Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Leroy Location: Jacksonville Arkansas Posts: 585 Trading: (58)	Re: Cash for Clunkers good one! __________________ Proud to be a TORONTO MAPLE LEAFS FAN!!

08-14-2009, 07:43 PM	#4
G G BR549 Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Greg Location: Taylor, FL. Posts: 12,701 Trading: (10)	Re: Cash for Clunkers ha

08-15-2009, 06:44 AM	#5
tobii3 Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Cash for Clunkers I'm still trying to figure out how to change the size 14 shoe with the size 36 spare tire.....

08-17-2009, 04:02 PM	#6
WildBlueSooner I'm nuts for the place Join Date: Feb 2009 First Name: James Location: Lexington, KY Posts: 3,322 Trading: (19)	Re: Cash for Clunkers __________________ "To dilute the will to win is to destroy the purpose of the game. There is no substitute for victory"-- Douglas MacArthur

08-23-2009, 09:51 AM	#7
CBI_2 Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Paul Location: In my skin. Posts: 2,066 Trading: (0)	Re: Cash for Clunkers __________________ "The welfare of humanity is always the alibi of tyrants." Albert Camus Cool Cigar Themed Stuff