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Old 08-27-2012, 11:34 AM   #1
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A woman, searching for a job, inquired about the benefits. The Personnel
Manager informed her they had group health and life insurance, but the costs
were deducted from the employee's pay.

She said, "My last employer had full health coverage, as well as five years
salary for life insurance and a month's sick leave AND they paid the full
premiums."

"I can't help but asking madam why you would leave a job with such
benefits," the interviewer replied.

The woman shrugged her shoulders and said, "The company went bankrupt."
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Old 08-27-2012, 11:36 AM   #2
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Haha wow that's bad
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Old 08-27-2012, 11:46 AM   #3
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I was jonesing for a Steve joke. Guess I just got a fix!!!!
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Old 08-27-2012, 04:00 PM   #4
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Right on! Poverty level wages and benefits FTW!
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