A Story Of Crabs

CBI_2 · 01-27-2009, 06:02 PM

A man boarded an airplane in Halifax Nova Scotia with a box of frozen crabs enroute to Calgary.

A blond female crew member took the box and promised to put it in the crew's refrigerator, which she did.

The man firmly advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for the crabs staying frozen, until they got to Alberta and proceeded to rant at her about what would happen if she let them thaw out.

She was annoyed by his behavior.

Shortly before landing in Calgary, she announced over the intercom to the entire cabin, " Would the gentleman who gave me the crabs in Halifax , please raise your hand ?"

Not one hand went up.

So she took them home and ate them herself.

theonlybear4CORT · 01-27-2009, 06:27 PM

LOL

01-27-2009, 06:02 PM	#1
CBI_2 Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Paul Location: In my skin. Posts: 2,066 Trading: (0)	A Story Of Crabs A man boarded an airplane in Halifax Nova Scotia with a box of frozen crabs enroute to Calgary. A blond female crew member took the box and promised to put it in the crew's refrigerator, which she did. The man firmly advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for the crabs staying frozen, until they got to Alberta and proceeded to rant at her about what would happen if she let them thaw out. She was annoyed by his behavior. Shortly before landing in Calgary, she announced over the intercom to the entire cabin, " Would the gentleman who gave me the crabs in Halifax , please raise your hand ?" Not one hand went up. So she took them home and ate them herself. __________________ "The welfare of humanity is always the alibi of tyrants." Albert Camus Cool Cigar Themed Stuff

01-27-2009, 06:27 PM	#2
theonlybear4CORT RIP Nick Montano Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mike Location: Santa Rosa Posts: 2,040 Trading: (14)	Re: A Story Of Crabs LOL