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Old 05-06-2014, 07:47 AM   #101
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Up with the sun, gone with the wind, she always said I was lazy
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Old 05-06-2014, 09:46 AM   #102
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I got 99 problems and a btcih ain’t one
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Old 05-06-2014, 09:50 AM   #103
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The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round, 'round and 'round.....
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Old 05-06-2014, 09:57 AM   #104
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Some day somebody's gonna make you want to
Turn around and say goodbye
Until then baby are you going to let them
Hold you down and make you cry
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Old 05-06-2014, 10:13 AM   #105
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D#$%^ it, Dom!

From bikes, to trains and video games it the biggest toy store there is. . .
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Old 05-06-2014, 11:45 AM   #106
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You see me on the street
You always act surprised
You say, "How are you?" "Good luck"
But you don't mean it

When you know as well as me
You'd rather see me paralyzed
Why don't you just come out once
And scream it?
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Old 05-06-2014, 12:39 PM   #107
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OOOHH CANNT YOUUU SEEEEeeeeEEEEE


YOU BELONG WITH MEEEEEEeeeeEEEEEEEE
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Old 05-06-2014, 12:42 PM   #108
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At the copa, Copacabana
The hottest spot north of Havana
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Old 05-06-2014, 01:12 PM   #109
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I don't want to be a dick....but some of these almost seem designed to terrorize.....if you're all serious, I'm sorry.....sort of...I often resort to SP for my ear bleach....


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What's a boy supposed to do?
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Old 05-06-2014, 01:18 PM   #110
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Today is the greatest
Day I've ever known
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Old 05-06-2014, 01:25 PM   #111
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NIIIIIINE CARONA'S
The girl looked good to me after NIIIIINE CARONA'S!
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Old 05-06-2014, 01:27 PM   #112
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Today is the greatest
Day I've ever known
That's exactly where I went next--same song....I completely lose myself in those two...and a dozen others...even

You'll be perfect just like me
You'll be a lover in my bed
And a gun to my head
We must never be apart
We must never be apart
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Old 05-06-2014, 01:29 PM   #113
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Old 05-06-2014, 02:03 PM   #114
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This is the song that never ends.......
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Old 05-06-2014, 02:10 PM   #115
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We all live in a yellow submarine, a yellow submarine, a yellow submarine......
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Old 05-06-2014, 03:58 PM   #116
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John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt,
His name is my name too.
Whenever we go out,
The people always shout,
"John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt!"
His name is my name too.
Whenever we go out,
The people always shout,
"John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt!"
His name is my name too.
Whenever we go out,
The people always shout,
"John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt!"
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Old 05-06-2014, 04:57 PM   #117
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The point that the song's title should not be in your sample lyrics is obviously lost on half of you. You guys crack me up.

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Old 05-06-2014, 05:15 PM   #118
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There's a little black spot on the sun today
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Old 05-06-2014, 07:09 PM   #119
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She said "learn how to mind", Bam Ba Lam, the damn thing gone blind, Bam Ba Lam
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Old 05-06-2014, 07:38 PM   #120
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Okay, just to get this one out of my head, I'm sharing it with y'all

I read the news today oh boy
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