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Old 05-17-2009, 07:22 PM   #1
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Troopers just don't "get it"!!


Yesterday I had a flat tire on the highway. So I eased my car over to the shoulder of the road, carefully get out of the car and open the trunk..I took out 2 cardboard men, unfolded them and stood them at the rear of my car facing oncoming traffic. They look so life like you wouldn't believe it!
They are in trench coats exposing their nude bodies to the approaching drivers.
To my surprise, cars start slowing down looking at my lifelike men which made it safer for me to work at the side of the road. And of course, traffic starts backing up. Everybody is tooting their horns and waving like crazy. It wasn't long before a state trooper pulls up behind me. He gets out of his car and starts walking towards me. I could tell he was not a happy camper!
'What's going on here?'
'My car has a flat tire', I said calmly.
'Well, what the are those obscene cardboard men doing here by the road?'
I couldn't believe that he didn't know. So I told him,
'Helloooooo, those are my emergency flashers!
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Old 05-17-2009, 08:09 PM   #2
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Rimshot.........lol
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Old 05-17-2009, 08:16 PM   #3
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You could see the punchline a mile away.
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Old 05-17-2009, 08:18 PM   #4
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Old 05-17-2009, 08:21 PM   #5
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That picture made me fall out of my chair
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Old 05-17-2009, 08:26 PM   #6
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Thats a pretty good one
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Old 05-17-2009, 08:27 PM   #7
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I think the picture is funnier than the joke.
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Old 05-18-2009, 05:58 PM   #8
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ha ha good one
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Old 05-21-2009, 10:13 PM   #9
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thats a good one dad
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Old 05-22-2009, 11:15 AM   #10
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I enjoyed that one Greg!
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