Why condoms come in boxes of 3, 6, and 12

MedicCook · 02-12-2009, 09:47 PM

WHY CONDOMS COME IN BOXES OF 3, 6, AND 12

A man walks into a drug store with his 10 year old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, 'What are these, dad?'

To which the man matter-of-factly replies, 'Those are called condoms, son. Men use them to have safe sex.'

'Oh I see,' replied the boy pensively. 'Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school. He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, 'Why are there 3 in this package?'

The dad replies, 'Those are for the high school boys, ONE for Friday ONE for Saturday, and ONE for Sunday

'Cool' says the boy. He notices a 6 pack and asks, 'Then who are these for?'

'Those are for college men,' the dad answers, 'TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday.'

'WOW!' exclaimed the boy. 'Then who uses THESE?' he asks, picking up a 12 pack.

With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the dad replied, 'Those are for married men.
ONE for January, ONE for February, ONE for March...............'

02-12-2009, 09:48 PM

good one.

02-12-2009, 09:49 PM

Nice Ryan.

groogs · 02-12-2009, 10:37 PM

LMAO.

MedicCook · 02-12-2009, 10:44 PM

It's funny....because it's true.

markem · 02-12-2009, 10:45 PM

And why you can get them in singles? Your birthday or anniversary

MedicCook · 02-12-2009, 10:53 PM

Just use caution if you borrow from a friend. The pin holes in the condom trick is not funny if you are wearing the condom.

karmaz00 · 02-13-2009, 12:25 AM

lol good one

dunng · 02-13-2009, 06:37 AM

02-13-2009, 09:59 PM

Now that is funny.

02-12-2009, 09:47 PM	#1
MedicCook Mila smoked my cigar Join Date: Jan 2009 First Name: Ryan Location: Schaghticoke, NY Posts: 10,946 Trading: (7)	Why condoms come in boxes of 3, 6, and 12 WHY CONDOMS COME IN BOXES OF 3, 6, AND 12 A man walks into a drug store with his 10 year old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, 'What are these, dad?' To which the man matter-of-factly replies, 'Those are called condoms, son. Men use them to have safe sex.' 'Oh I see,' replied the boy pensively. 'Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school. He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, 'Why are there 3 in this package?' The dad replies, 'Those are for the high school boys, ONE for Friday ONE for Saturday, and ONE for Sunday 'Cool' says the boy. He notices a 6 pack and asks, 'Then who are these for?' 'Those are for college men,' the dad answers, 'TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday.' 'WOW!' exclaimed the boy. 'Then who uses THESE?' he asks, picking up a 12 pack. With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the dad replied, 'Those are for married men. ONE for January, ONE for February, ONE for March...............'

02-12-2009, 09:48 PM	#2
TheJ Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Why condoms come in boxes of 3, 6, and 12 good one.

02-12-2009, 09:49 PM	#3
Darrell Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Why condoms come in boxes of 3, 6, and 12 Nice Ryan.

02-12-2009, 10:37 PM	#4
groogs Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Grant Posts: 1,945 Trading: (62)	Re: Why condoms come in boxes of 3, 6, and 12 LMAO.

02-12-2009, 10:44 PM	#5
MedicCook Mila smoked my cigar Join Date: Jan 2009 First Name: Ryan Location: Schaghticoke, NY Posts: 10,946 Trading: (7)	Re: Why condoms come in boxes of 3, 6, and 12 It's funny....because it's true.

02-12-2009, 10:45 PM	#6
markem Bunion Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mark Location: Second Star on the Right Posts: 22,546 Trading: (47)	Re: Why condoms come in boxes of 3, 6, and 12 And why you can get them in singles? Your birthday or anniversary __________________ I refuse to belong to any organization that would have me as a member. ~ Groucho Marx

02-12-2009, 10:53 PM	#7
MedicCook Mila smoked my cigar Join Date: Jan 2009 First Name: Ryan Location: Schaghticoke, NY Posts: 10,946 Trading: (7)	Re: Why condoms come in boxes of 3, 6, and 12 Just use caution if you borrow from a friend. The pin holes in the condom trick is not funny if you are wearing the condom.

02-13-2009, 12:25 AM	#8
karmaz00 Habanos Join Date: Dec 2008 First Name: Jason Location: victoria Posts: 1,855 Trading: (1)	Re: Why condoms come in boxes of 3, 6, and 12 lol good one __________________ Habanos Collector Since 2003

02-13-2009, 06:37 AM	#9
dunng MassHole Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Greg Location: MassHole Posts: 4,719 Trading: (59)	Re: Why condoms come in boxes of 3, 6, and 12 __________________ MassHole Banter

02-13-2009, 09:59 PM	#10
jamesb3 Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Why condoms come in boxes of 3, 6, and 12 Now that is funny.