The miracle of toilet paper

Martin · 01-27-2009, 12:45 PM

Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my
husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically
telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a
suggestion.
If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet
paper and rub it between them for a few seconds'. Willing to try
anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in front of the
mirror, rubbing it between my breasts.

'How long will this take?' I asked.
They will grow larger over a period of years,' my husband replies.
I stopped. 'Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between
my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?'
Without missing a beat he says, 'Worked for your ass, didn't it?'
He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk
again, although he will probably continue to take his meals through a
straw.
Stupid, stupid man.

01-27-2009, 01:16 PM

Haven't heard that one before.

MedicCook · 01-27-2009, 01:43 PM

That's great.

CBI_2 · 01-27-2009, 05:15 PM

Thanks I hadn't heard that one in a while. Always makes me laugh.

theonlybear4CORT · 01-27-2009, 06:24 PM

groogs · 01-28-2009, 04:54 PM

That one is getting sent to the wife. Wish me luck.

RJK18 · 01-28-2009, 04:55 PM

Too fing funny

karmaz00 · 01-28-2009, 05:07 PM

lol good one

G G · 01-29-2009, 02:08 PM

That gets a bump.

01-27-2009, 12:45 PM	#1
Martin Sweetness Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Canada Posts: 150 Trading: (2)	The miracle of toilet paper Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion. If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds'. Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts. 'How long will this take?' I asked. They will grow larger over a period of years,' my husband replies. I stopped. 'Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?' Without missing a beat he says, 'Worked for your ass, didn't it?' He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk again, although he will probably continue to take his meals through a straw. Stupid, stupid man. __________________ We few, we happy few, we band of brothers. For he today that shares his smoke with me shall be my brother

01-27-2009, 01:16 PM	#2
kayaker Guest Posts: n/a	Re: The miracle of toilet paper Haven't heard that one before.

01-27-2009, 01:43 PM	#3
MedicCook Mila smoked my cigar Join Date: Jan 2009 First Name: Ryan Location: Schaghticoke, NY Posts: 10,946 Trading: (7)	Re: The miracle of toilet paper That's great.

01-27-2009, 05:15 PM	#4
CBI_2 Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Paul Location: In my skin. Posts: 2,066 Trading: (0)	Re: The miracle of toilet paper Thanks I hadn't heard that one in a while. Always makes me laugh. __________________ "The welfare of humanity is always the alibi of tyrants." Albert Camus Cool Cigar Themed Stuff

01-27-2009, 06:24 PM	#5
theonlybear4CORT RIP Nick Montano Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mike Location: Santa Rosa Posts: 2,040 Trading: (14)	Re: The miracle of toilet paper

01-28-2009, 04:54 PM	#6
groogs Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Grant Posts: 1,945 Trading: (62)	Re: The miracle of toilet paper That one is getting sent to the wife. Wish me luck.

01-28-2009, 04:55 PM	#7
RJK18 Still Watching My Back Join Date: Jan 2009 First Name: Rob Location: LI NY Posts: 195 Trading: (16)	Re: The miracle of toilet paper Too fing funny

01-28-2009, 05:07 PM	#8
karmaz00 Habanos Join Date: Dec 2008 First Name: Jason Location: victoria Posts: 1,855 Trading: (1)	Re: The miracle of toilet paper lol good one

01-29-2009, 02:08 PM	#9
G G BR549 Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Greg Location: Taylor, FL. Posts: 12,701 Trading: (10)	Re: The miracle of toilet paper That gets a bump.