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Old 01-29-2009, 03:27 PM   #1
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Little Red Riding Hood is skipping thru the forest road when she sees the big bad wolf
Crouched down behind a log.





'My, What big eyes you have, Mr. Wolf.'





The Wolf jumps up and runs away.



Further Down the road Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again. And this time he Is crouched behind a bush.



'My What big ears you have, Mr. Wolf.'



Again The wolf jumps up and runs away.



About 1/4 mile down the road Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf Again And this time he is crouched down behind a rock.





'My what big teeth you have Mr. Wolf.'







With that the wolf jumps up and screams, 'Will you knock it off, I'm trying to poop!'
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Old 01-29-2009, 03:32 PM   #2
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Old 01-29-2009, 03:44 PM   #3
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Since you always like to point out my spelling mistakes, what's up w/ the title of this thread, Perry?

Ridding hood?
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Old 01-29-2009, 03:47 PM   #4
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Since you always like to point out my spelling mistakes, what's up w/ the title of this thread, Perry?

Ridding hood?
the word is spelt right
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Old 01-29-2009, 04:19 PM   #5
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Old 01-29-2009, 04:31 PM   #6
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the word is spelt right
I don't see nutten wrong with it.
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Old 01-29-2009, 08:26 PM   #7
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Me needer, good one.
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Old 01-29-2009, 09:24 PM   #8
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Great one Perry. Thanks.
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Old 01-29-2009, 10:04 PM   #9
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I am glad I wasn't ridding my motorcycle when I heard this, I might have falen off.
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Old 01-29-2009, 10:08 PM   #10
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ridding is spelt right, just used the wrong word as specterr owe owe owe
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I am glad I wasn't ridding my motorcycle when I heard this, I might have falen off.


Tom's an English major too, Perry!
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Old 01-30-2009, 07:35 AM   #13
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Tom's an English major too, Perry!
I think we all are
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I'm not an English teacher on the weekends. My weekend startid a our a go. I dunt teach inglish until necks week.
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