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Old 08-19-2021, 08:08 AM   #1
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Default A short love story

A man and a woman who had never meet before. They were both married to other people and found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a trans-continental train.
Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berth and she in the lower.
At 1:00AM the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying “ma’am I’m sorry to bother you but would you reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I am awfully cold.”
“I have a better idea” she replied “just for tonight let’s pretend we are married.”
“Wow! That’s a great idea.” He replied.
“Good” she replied “Get your own damn blanket!”
After a moment of silence…. He farted.
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Old 08-19-2021, 08:17 AM   #2
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That was me!
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Old 08-19-2021, 08:35 AM   #3
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Old 08-19-2021, 09:19 AM   #4
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Old 08-19-2021, 02:47 PM   #5
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Absolutely.

Of course, in our house that would have been reversed....

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I'd have told her to get her own blanket,...

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... and she would have farted.
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Old 08-19-2021, 08:48 PM   #6
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Old 08-23-2021, 09:15 AM   #7
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